what you do is get a 200k beater to do a job like that

If you can't come up with a couple bucks to tip the driver, you should go pick it up, or not order pizza at all. If you're that poor, you can make $10 go a lot farther at a grocery store than at Pizza Hut.

Dumb bitch should have picked it up, I'm sure she stiffs all the time. That being said in my experience I never pissed on anyones door. There are other ways to take care of this thing including horrible service, I would always take those last that didn't tip or tell them it would be an extra half hour for delivery. ;)

I made $8 an hour plus about $40-50 in tips on a 4 hour shift. If I worked an 8 hour shift I would usually make over $100 in tips. None of the tips were ever claimed.

did she buy $138 worth of pizza?

When I left a few years ago they had dropped drivers down to $4.25 an hour and business was half of what it used to be.

Good to know Hootie's alive and not taking anyone's shit.

I have often wondered why God invented houseflies and revolting, abhorrent, loathsome entities like that thing in the video. Everything about that nauseating glob of flesh is repulsive ... its voice, its hair, its stupid face ... everything. Were I a pizza delivery person, I would have urinated that morbid, talking whale, too.

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a hot little ceasars is 5 bucks

Whats a Puzza hut?

Yup, but they don't deliver anymore. That would require that fat ass to get up and leave her apartment.

Speaking of which ...

I have nothing but admiration for our fabulously talented mods. With the exception of Mr. Phobia, they do a fantastic job that, far too often, goes both unnoticed and under-appreciated.

However, I don't understand why Mr. Hootie can no longer come out to play while Mr. BlackBob is allowed to remain a Planeteer in good standing ... especially after Mr. BlackBob's threats to sue everybody and call down ball lightning upon the server.

I guess I just don't understand the standards used to determine which posters are acceptable and which are not. Then again, maybe I just miss Mr. Hootie and would like to see him and Mr. BlackBob discuss the meaning of life over a couple of beers.

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Maybe because I never made threats to sue everybody? I have already said this several times.

I stopped 6 years ago. I still know people that are working at Pizza Hut where I worked, so that sucks for them if that's true.