The Breakfast Beer Desserts

(a play on the Cash song)

Dyslexic Headshits.

The Pearl Douchette Dolls

(in homage of the bands you cover)

The Franchise Killing Shit Machines

Taylor Swiftboat Vets. Get the teenybopper and Tea Party crowd in one name.

Not Safe for Work

Broken promises.

Suck My Petraeus.

When we were gonna start a band in high school, we were gonna call it

Single cell.

I think you should go with that if you want to make it into the big time. You can thank me later.

The Motor Boaters or Hooter Scooters.

Past Our Prime.

Eric and the Equinophobiacs

Oh yeah, that was the other one

The futon torpedoes

That's gold, too.

The Village Idiots

My band names in high school were Sticky Baby and Wet Dog Soup.

We were so ahead of our time.