Shut up n00b......

Chocolate penises? In regard to our franchise quarterback or something else? Honestly, I don't read most of what other people write.

Rape was already taken so we had no choice.

I was actually just thinking something similar. It's time for me to ditch this ugly sig and avatar. It's so depressing. Maybe I'll go with sunshine and rainbows.

'Tis a blessing.

How about something with black holes?

Yep, latté facepalms every time I see it.

He goes by many names.

Also, somebody already flagged a complaint at the Chocolate Dick monikers. GoChiefs is responding by using a Chocolate Dick name two times for every time they DON'T use the Chocolate Dick name.

You best watch yourself. And embrace the penis-centric language, I guess.

Or chocolatey Penis?

That would have been a good one. Roethlisberger isn't using the nickname right, but it's his.

Long Dong Geno
Geno Hangdown
Geno - Commander in Briefs

^this ^x eleventy billion

We could do something related to coal since he's a West Virginian, but that could head south pretty quickly. What does West Virginia offer other than coal and hillbillies? (I say that as a native of the Ozarks, so no offense on the hillbilly thing.)

They've got a secret presidential headquarters. Anything we can do with that? And John Denver wrote a song about them. They have some small mountains.

Wait - is the Monongahela River there? That's got a ring to it.

C'mon, people. Think!

Appalachian Assassin

He's actually from Miami, though.

"The REAL talent from South Beach"