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blazzin311 01-31-2013 09:40 AM
Dan Marino's "Love Child" huh? Something tells me there were no DNA tests...the mom realized it was Marino's when she saw the kid throw her bottle across the room in a perfect spiral hitting her dead center in the face every time.

Rausch 01-31-2013 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9367115)
Best QB ever to sire a "love child" and never win a Super Bowl.
LMAO

AdumbGuy 01-31-2013 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9367114)
How is this anybody's business? ****ing media. 4321
This. Call me when the celebrity has an affair with an imaginary person or something. Actually, wait, no, don't.

BigRock 01-31-2013 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9366941)
Marino insisted that his marriage is still intact, despite the affair.
Wife probably reminds him every day that if she leaves he'll lose the only ring he ever got.

htismaqe 01-31-2013 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9367110)
In these situations, why is the kid always referred to as a "love child?" Always thought that was odd.
They're trying to be nice.

"Mistake" is pretty harsh for a kid to hear.

htismaqe 01-31-2013 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by BigRock (Post 9367204)
Wife probably reminds him every day that if she leaves he'll lose the only ring he ever got.
ROFL

Rausch 01-31-2013 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 9367205)
They're trying to be nice.

"Mistake" is pretty harsh for a kid to hear.
Most of us were mistakes our parents made good on.

A "love child" is more of an "awwwwwwww **** ME!"

Frazod 01-31-2013 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 9367205)
They're trying to be nice.

"Mistake" is pretty harsh for a kid to hear.
So is "bastard."

htismaqe 01-31-2013 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9367210)
Most of us were mistakes our parents made good on.

A "love child" is more of an "awwwwwwww **** ME!"
True.

htismaqe 01-31-2013 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9367229)
So is "bastard."
As is "nobody really wants you".

Rausch 01-31-2013 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 9367234)
As is "nobody really wants you".
Well, unless your dad is Dan Marino or an NBA player there's a good chance morality will kick in...

htismaqe 01-31-2013 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9367243)
Well, unless your dad is Dan Marino or an NBA player there's a good chance morality will kick in...
Again true.

mikey23545 01-31-2013 10:11 AM
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Iowanian 01-31-2013 10:15 AM
The mother looks like the love child of Shannon Sharp and John Elway.....maybe some Mr Ed.

Rain Man 01-31-2013 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by BigRock (Post 9367204)
Wife probably reminds him every day that if she leaves he'll lose the only ring he ever got.

Ooh, I wish I had thought of that. Nice one.


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