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Hammock Parties 03-14-2013 09:28 PM
Joeckel? Jockel?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/160684/bueller-o.gif

RealSNR 03-14-2013 09:28 PM
One night when I was playing Taboo with my parents, my dad and I were on a team. My dad is usually not a person who likes party games because he often doesn't know who the people on the cards are. Yet in his grumbly nature, he's somehow always able to perform miracles. And at times, he's downright brilliant.

It was my turn to give the clue. "Luke Joeckel" was the puzzle, and I wasn't allowed to say the following words: tackle, Texas A&M, aggies, shitty, Mike Mayock, franchise killer

I was totally stumped. Those were all words I was going to use. So after a handful of seconds I finally shrugged my shoulders and said, "Fat."

My dad paused and looked at me with one eyebrow raised for a few seconds then shook his head as if to say, "Isn't it obvious?"

"Luke Joeckel."

Direckshun 03-14-2013 09:29 PM
Here's an interesting Joeckel fact: he is a twin.

http://media.nbcdfw.com/images/654*3...wins010413.jpg

That is a real story.

Talk about bookend tackles! We should draft another Joeckel with another Top 5 pick next year!

Bugeater 03-14-2013 09:30 PM
<marquee><blink>JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL! JOECKEL!

In58men 03-14-2013 09:31 PM
He's fat and ugly do not want

Hoover 03-14-2013 09:32 PM
If we sign Albert to a long term deal then we have to go DE. If Albert's status is up in the air then he's the pick.

Direckshun 03-14-2013 09:33 PM
OH **** ME

http://aggiewreckingcrew.com/images/...-m-joeckel.jpg

C'MON JOECKEL

YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU

Sweet Daddy Hate 03-14-2013 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9500136)
Well that's not very Joeckel.
I took a hot, burning, pepper-induced Joekel yesterday morning. Had a burning ring of fire for about an hour afterward.
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O.city 03-14-2013 09:34 PM
In a serious manner, how does he project as a RT?

Direckshun 03-14-2013 09:34 PM
Ladies.

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/20/31/64.../3/628x471.jpg

Deberg_1990 03-14-2013 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9500118)
Joeckel.

Joe-Joeckel Joeckel Joeckel, Joeckeljoeckel.

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Joey JoJo Joeckel.

Thoughts?
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hometeam 03-14-2013 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9500217)
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Sweet Daddy Hate 03-14-2013 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9500166)
One night when I was playing Taboo with my parents, my dad and I were on a team. My dad is usually not a person who likes party games because he often doesn't know who the people on the cards are. Yet in his grumbly nature, he's somehow always able to perform miracles. And at times, he's downright brilliant.

It was my turn to give the clue. "Luke Joeckel" was the puzzle, and I wasn't allowed to say the following words: tackle, Texas A&M, aggies, shitty, Mike Mayock, franchise killer

I was totally stumped. Those were all words I was going to use. So after a handful of seconds I finally shrugged my shoulders and said, "Fat."

My dad paused and looked at me with one eyebrow raised for a few seconds then shook his head as if to say, "Isn't it obvious?"

"Luke Joeckel."
lol...****ing brilliant.
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Sweet Daddy Hate 03-14-2013 09:37 PM
turd-whacker-turd-whacker-turd-whacker-TURD-WHACKER!
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Direckshun 03-14-2013 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O.city (Post 9500211)
In a serious manner, how does he project as a RT?
Fine.

He's not a road-grader, and doesn't really play with the pissed-off intensity of Albert in the run game.

He's a natural left tackle. Basically Sam Baker, but bigger and stronger.

Total technician though. Gets low in his stance, kickslides perfectly, mirrors perfectly.

Just... not very mean. Doesn't really punish or wear down defenders. Just beats them.

His biggest challenge is going to be against bigger, powerful passrushers which he'll see more often on the right.


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