When Keitzman worked in TV he came to our tailgate party when the Raiders were in town. He did 2-3 minutes of sports with all of us giving opinions.

I also made the local paper on Halloween twice! Once as a vampire and a few years later as karate kid.

Thinking back on it, the vampire photo was in black and white, but I was a ginger vampire. That had to of freaked the photographer out!

Was on TV plenty during my arrest , trial and conviction for 13 felonies.

Mr. Blonde?

Were you ever convicted of Fat Elvising someone?

Back in elementary school the local news station was at my school for something, who even knows what. They did the typical "let's ask some kids some questions and put the dumbest responses on TV."

So me, my epic flattop and my stammering nonsense made the cut, of course.

There was that porno that one time....

I think I saw several of you guys on Cops: Kansas City

I did a short interview before deploying to Cuba in 94. My grandma recorded it on a VCR and I watched it when I got home.

I'm on tv all the time on the home games, you might know me as x-factor.

Funny story I went to a game out at the Raiders last year, I was cussed and threatened the whole game, eventually gang raped out in the parking lot afterwards.

That won't keep me from wearing my spandex though. go Chiefs!

Once when I was 14. Once last year for Save our Chiefs.

I've actually been on TV a bunch at sporting events. I'm in a commercial that plays quite a bit right now. My favorite TV moments include being on an episode of Art Mann Presents, flipping off Darren McFadden, and general shirtless drunk shenanigans for an entire Royals game behind home plate.

Or Cops: Tampa Bay

I was on bozo the clown show when I was 3. Who wants to touch me?

KU vs Okie State in '97. I was down close to the floor and was in one of those close up timeout shots of fans cheering and saying their team is #1. Or so I was told when I got back to the dorm, I never did see it.