Well, it appears Geno just hit the lotto and will be moving to Bora Bora within the week..

In that case, I'll take your 1st this year, a 3rd this year, and your 1st next year.

I'll take anything to trade down. Swap and a second is good enough.
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If I'm giving you any first rounders at all, I want something back in return.

I'll give you my 2nd rounder this year, and my 1st next year.

But I want your 2nd rounder next year.

I'm sorry, you hung up on me earlier. Did you call me back?

I'm not giving up my 1st next year without getting something in return.

I will give you my 1st next year if you agree to swap thirds with me this year.

You're a fool, Buddy Nix. And you will lose everything.

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No, I want your 3rd rounder this year, on top of your 1st next year. If it means that much to you, I'll swap 3rds with you in 2014.

How's that sound?

So it's a deal, then?

You'll have two 1sts next year, but I'll have two seconds. You get to trade down, I get Geno.

Everybody wins.

That makes no sense. We have no idea who's going to be picking earlier than who next year. Trading future 3rds makes no sense.

Let's make it a bit more sensible, and roll the dice a bit.

We swap firsts this year so I can get Geno and you can get out of having to draft Joeckel 1st overall.

I'll give you my first and third next year, but I get your second rounder next year.

So I'll get your 1st this year, and your 2nd next year. You'll get my 1st this year, and my 1st and 3rd next year.

All depends what the demand for the pick is and how bad the Chiefs want out.
Also, could depend on Albert. If the Chiefs work out a long term deal with him before the draft they are probably going to be really kicking to get out.

Draft picks aren't the currency they once were though.

Yeahhhh.... what do YOU think the demand is.

That's what I thought.

I've got a 3rd you can use, if you swap 1sts with me though. I'm tossing in a midrounder next year because I like you.

Dial tone.

Except not really. That #1 overall pick is worth way more than you're offering. I don't care who's available and who's not. You're getting the #1 overall pick in the NFL draft and you're paying peanuts for it. That's like selling my incredibly good condition used car for half of what it's worth on the market because it's a tough economy out there and I don't really need the money anyway. Of course I'm going to get every penny I'm owed. And if you accept MY offer, I'm already getting gyped out of the value.

I'm trying to make a deal with you because I love you, but I've got Arizona and Philadelphia crawling at my ass. They want Geno as well, and are throwing some offers at me that sound more tempting. So how about you be reasonable and REALLY meet me halfway?

You have to have faith that you won't suck next year, but you are right. That would be a risk you don't have to take..

Seeing as how I'm a terrible defensive line talent evaluator and I definitely don't want that cumstain Joeckel wearing my unis next season, I'll take your offer.

How do you patch in a dial tone into a conversation you're not having? I would like to learn that trick.

I've thrown an offer your way, though. Feel free to counter with your asking price.

LMAO

Deal.

Bills (Direckshun) get:

#1 overall
2014 2nd rounder

Chiefs (ThaVirus) get:

#8 overall
2014 1st rounder
2014 3rd rounder