Ban all shallow graves

ROFL x100

That's racist?

Rep sir. Sort of makes my "Did it break apart in mid-air?" seem useless.

I don't think we want drunk soldiers.

we could have a special division

"The .08 Airborne Division"

Some people are always looking for handouts.

Well, we got em

I was taking a drink when I read this. Lemonade got on my shirt after shooting out my nose. This made me laugh hard but you owe me a shirt!

A 14 year old will be the leader of the zombie apocalypse?

He was looking for a hand out.

Hell yeah.

We need the younger ones for the lower ranks. They don't believe that they can die, they tend to lack independence of thought and they tend to be healthier given proper exercise. Oh and, by the way, you don't have to be 21 to drink on base or in many foreign countries. I got most of my (stupid) drinking done between the ages of 17 and 21.

Geez. His own blood and his younger brother at that. What happened to the overwhelming sense of protection when a younger sibling is born and you spend 14 years with him. Man...demented guy.

I'm not sure if this is still in effect, but when I was in the Army we could purchase alcohol on base and drink it legally @ the age of 18. This was in the late 90's.