I'll assume some sharting was involved here, but spare us the details. :D

Glad you're okay.

Actually somehow I was pretty collected. I didn't have a lot of time to poop myself. I just hopped in and knew I was about to be nailed by a car with a flaming pump on the hood. Seemed like it took forever for it to hit. I was just thinking "This might hurt....."

When tested, 9 out of 10 participants pooped themselves.

Good job!

Haha! That sounds ****ing insane! Glad you are alright and lived to tell. Hope you get something worthwhile in compensation for all the trouble that caused.

Glad you're okay, and that the split second delay of your mind registering, "hey, that yelling guy is black" didn't get you killed.

and that black man yelling was future hall of fame qb geno smith.

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damn, so if that guy didn't yell out BAIL! would you have seen it coming and maybe it would have crushed you? That's some crazy shit.

Or go to Tulsa!


Glad you are ok lcarus!

Yeah, I'd be wondering "Bail? What do you need bail for? Youre already out of the slammer apparently." and then boom, it would be all over.

Yes I would have had no clue and might have been crushed. I thanked the guy for giving me the heads up. Even if I ran, which I guess was an option in hindsight, I probably would have run away from the store and behind and away from my van, which is apparently where that flaming gas pump landed. So I think getting in was the best option given the scenario. I was also afraid if I ran the guy might have swerved to avoid the van and hit me running away. I didn't know he was unconscious behind the wheel.

Don't know in Tulsa, but driving unconscious is a violation around here.

Race played an important role in this true life event.



glad you didn't die

**** you. I'm not telling the guy to go pop an insurance check. I'm saying that back and neck issues are serious, and insurance companies will do whatever they can to **** you over. If you don't know any better, than shut your ****ing mouth about things you've never experienced.

Sorry I yelled...