I could easily lay any beast you got all excited over.

The difference between you and me...I have standards. And pride.

Surprised SNR isn't on this list. RAPE would be involved though.

11. Rambozo

It's his uncle

Glad youre doing ok. I still picture you as a middle aged man with gray hair who has a great job with an accounting firm in downtown kc.

That means they can **** your hand?

His avatar gives the impression of an older man posting

Big surprise, I already banged your girlfriend. Right after I got divorced she bought me a drink at this little dive bar. I was only playing pool at the time and needed a little pick me up to get my confidence in the right place, so I thought "why not?"

She's a touch homely but had a decent body and to be honest her tongue ring was the biggest turn on because it was 2003, I was coming out of a sexless marriage, the tongue ring craze was in full swing and I never had a chance to see how that felt.

The added bonus of a slutty roommate and they were strippers from baby dolls in Dallas added some excitement. But there's no way I was going to keep banging that, and I understand why you (more her) do not want me on your list. Good luck fellas

You sure you're not talking about clay? he always is menopausal when you're around.

List of dudes you think/dream about Jacking off

Just you.

I'm flattered but scratch me from that list even though you probably have the softest hands on the planet

Has billay been under that apron?

I'm married so it really doesn't matter, but at the same time I would've liked to make the list. Even if you don't go to the party you like to be invited.

Ole Mouth Hug Bo?

If you put on a wig, I'd probably **** you for free pizza coupons.

@OP, I'm really let down by your list.