Some very large man looking ones prefer wallets with chains on them.

Good. Thank God. Now I won't have to carry my GF's out of the stadium when she's too drunk to handle herself after a Chiefs loss.

SNR?

Oops, meant SR

According to that story, portable seat cushions are also going to be banned.

Does it say anything about whoopee cushions?

Douche nozzle

What about mustache rides?

That no seat cushion thing will get slapped down. Too many rich old men who don't want to sit on a hard cold seat would be affected.

What about giant douchebags like Jay Cutler?

I don't LMAO often, but I just disturbed about 30 people from their work or their post lunch comas with my laughter after reading that, and now they are all reading the article and bitching about it.

:clap:

In protest everyone should carry team branded clear plastic bags filled with dildos to games.

Call it the official NFL bag of dicks opening weekend.

I disagree. They'll find a way to rent them out for the game.

I hate carrying a purse. I do it though because most womens clothing is not designed to actually use the pockets if they exist at all. They are always stitched too tight, not big enough to hold anything, turned at really odd angles, or just plain fake. Yes, for real, they are often fake.

I went almost a year once without a purse as a commentary for a school project in a film course, and it was really informative. The most important thing I learned was that men, all my male friends, as well as strangers, without exception are very thoughtful if your hands are full of crap that is normally in a purse.

I got nothing but bullshit responses from clothing companies I tried to get comments from. "Women don't want the lines of garments ruined by stuff in their pockets" was the general consensus.

You guys don't think this is a big deal, but I can assure you, It's a BIG deal.
Women HATE to go anywhere without a purse. My wife will HATE this ruling. And we have seat cushions that we really like, they warm up in the wintertime, and those will be outlawed now as "explosive devices." Mine's only explosive if I load up on Gates Beans before the game. Of course, your wallet will still be allowed inside the stadium.....