A ban is needed and that's no bull.

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Darwin sinks another 3 point shot.

This same thing happened to me once except is was frisbee instead of hide and seek and it was a park grill instead of a bull statue.

...and you survived instead of dying.

Technically we don't know that, he could just be the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.(or even just a mathematical posting model of cdcox).

"Hook 'em horns"?

If it was a China man "Me so horny".

Very nice. I immediately thought this when I saw this thread.

He was practicing his ancestral tradition: running with the bulls.

Also, obligatory "Ban assault bulls (statues)"

Think he remarked to the kid chasing him, "Man, this is bull."

If it's too soon, well, bye.

Probably poking around somewhere he shouldn't have been

I'm just going to say that this story sickens me and after I post it I'm ignoring this thread. I tried to get comedically involved but didn't feel right.

Yeah, your jokes were a little puncturing....

At least he always got to the point...

I would like to point out that he was at least using his head.

Note to self: Never attempt to chest bump a bull. Never attempt to bullrush a bull.