All my GF's are way hotter and enjoy my 15 inch penis/CPer

That's more like it! All of these, except fot the first one, are hotter than the current one in my opinion.

Reality: No matter how good she looks right now, somebody, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her shit

:hail:

Nicely done Mr. Jeter, nicely done!

Is the girl in the OP the Genie from DirecTV commercials?

What's with the prude 3rd from the bottom?

And THAT is SO TRUE and I FINALLY got to be THAT guy in a different setting...

My last GF was the hottest GF I've ever had. I put up with her BS for a LONG time. One day I just said to myself that I was sick and tired off all the BS. She's a good person but very self-centered and materilistic. I had ENOUGH and just stopped calling or answering her calls/texts/emails. I was D-O-N-E DONE. It had been coming for a long time. The funny part was that she just couldn't belive that there was nobody else in my life. I told her that I got over her while I was with her, so I know there is no chance of working anything out. She chose not to be friends so it is what it is. But man, I was SO SICK OF HER $HIT! I think it comes with age. No way I could or would have done it when I was younger.

Holy hell, that is an impressive rap sheet.

Who is the third one down? Looks like a young Mariah Carey.

i dunno, she must have been stolen by that timberlake dude

Holy shit! Life just ain't fair......

It is her.

You understand this girl is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model? She far from my favorite in that issue, but I'd say that qualifies her for being considered upper echelon. And if you've dated girls (plural) that are better looking, you're leading a charmed life. Not doubting you, we all walk different paths, just sayin'.

it's good to be the King

Is Viagra considered a PED? If so, no Hall.

Yeah, I know she's a swimsuit model. But IMO, she was not upper echelon for him. Then someone posted his past GF's and they were mostly all more attractive.

As far as I'm concrned, I've been lucky to date some pretty attractive women. My last GF was a Houston Texans Cheerleader (Also owns two Smoothie King franchises) but she was so high maintenence that I FINALLY woke up after 3 years and ended it...It took me THREE YEARS though - LOL!