Well, they're not going to do it themselves ROFL

Get black out drunk

Brother in-law coming in on the 23rd so we're hosting for the wife's family then on Christmas, hosting for my family

We have a big family lunch at an indoor waterpark. Just like in the bible.

Apparantly a cousin on a step side of the family bought Mark Mangino's former house when he was living in Lawrence coaching KU, and we're having the family Xmas dinner there this Sat. He's doing well for himself at the moment lets just say that. He says Mangino had 2 fat ass specialized toilets made just for him, 1 upstairs and 1 downstairs. Of course these toilets would drown any normal assed human being who would dare try and attempt to sit in them, so my "step-cousin" had to replace them w/ normal ass sized toilets lol.

Sunday Xmas at my mom's.

Xmas Eve I get drunk with some friends

Head back over to my dad's Xmas day in afternoon for an early dinner.

Get hammered again Xmas night and won't do a god damn thing for the next 3 days. Then work for a few days, then off NYE, NYD and the 2nd. Then i go back to work on the 3rd and get anally raped.

I might go fishing on Christmas day. My wife volunteered to work because she makes time and a half.

Working 12 hrs xmas eve then another 12 Xmas day oh how I love the holidays

that sounds terrible. merry xmas

The wife is working have no idea what I am going to eat damn gallbladder, Christmas eve at the bar. Christmas day who knows?

Yup. Even worse? We have two sons, six and eight.

We usually play hockey on the pond in the backyard. The youngest will get hurt (he is a giant pussy, and by giant I mean 6'4-240) so we will go in a start to drink and tease him.
Merry Christmas.

I'm taking Christmas Eve through New Year's Day off on vacation, but the wife and I aren't going anywhere. It's just us for Christmas, so we'll be bums and maybe go to the theater a few times.

For our Christmas dinner, I'm making a fresh pasta lasagna and she's making vanilla bean crème brûlée.

where do you work? I don't mind working Christmas eve because I work 3-11a. But, working on Christmas would suck.

I am getting up early and cooking a ham and fixins', mom/step dad, sister/fiancé and her kids are all coming over. Going to play secret santa and make sure the kids get lots of toys and playtime.

Then take a nap

I'll be resorting to porn.