Sounds like a pussy to me

so what's the deal with these things? The sugarless ones make you shit like a goose?

Don't dick around with imitation candy-you have no idea what they put in that shit. It's bad.

Go to some of the better stuff

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...L._SL1500_.jpg

http://www.retroland.com/wp-content/...0_a01_1109.jpg

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content...12/10/dots.jpg

I eat those and other such candies when I am in Denmark and never have any experiences like that. However, if I eat the mueslix cereal, then I could lay a screen door on the toilet seat and still miss most of the metal. If you go to Europe, DON'T eat that! It will tear your colon apart!

Misleading thread title.. those are the sugar-free version, not regular. Any sugar-free candy will give you the same problem if you eat too many.

Haribo gummi bears are the best candy on Earth.

The sugar free version however, is a gastrointestinal torture device made by Satan. It contains Lycasin, which is essentially ass-poison.

Huge difference.....

LMAO
"Ass poison"

So we should hand these out to young kids "like candy", as candy, and have them migrate towards fresh fruits and vegetables on their own?

Good God I needed a laugh and those reviews have provided it.

Do a search for Go Girl on Amazon and read away as well. Not as good as this but damn close.

Congressman everywhere can't figure out why their offices are being inundated with gummy bears sent by thankful constituents.

I fear a rival must have slipped me 10lbs of these in my sleep last night.

I once ate 4 fiber bars thinking that they were granola. My stomach made noises that sounded like Predators communicating.

LMAO

or whales mating