Have a friend punch you really hard in the upper left abdomen. This will untwist your insides and you'll be pooping ok again soon. Also:

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You're gonna get a colonoscopy.

College lends itself to eating bullshit more often than not. I'm kind of making excuses... no doubt I can make an effort to eat better.

No. No, no, no. This is what I want to avoid.

Hope you've signed up for Obamacare. Gastro-intestinal problems are expensive.

Stop treating your body like you're Frazod!!!


Unless you are Frazod???!!!

Parents have very good medicial insurance, and I'm covered for another 6 years or something like that.

It's possible you are dealing with an impaction, or a large hardened stool. It could explain some of the thinness, as oftentimes, scant amounts of stool can move around the impacted stool, so you'd still have bowel movements. I would get it checked out though, definitely not something you want to mess with.

I've played GTA 5 with Ceej and a few others on Xbox Live. They can confirm I'm not Frazod, if you don't believe me. lambs:spank::)

There's always the "better safe than sorry" mindset to consider, but in this case, I think the source of your issues are slapping you right in the face and you've already pinpointed them. You said you are in college so I am assuming you are fairly young. Your age alone would make an intestinal cancer (or something crazy like that) highly unlikely.

Save your money and skip the doctor for now. Make a few simple changes to your diet.

*Also, you'll be saving your money by improving your diet. Replace soda with (free) water and try to cut down your fast food consumption to something like 4-5 times a week.

Even with insurance, colonoscopies cost, on average, $1,000. Without insurance, well, lets just say the anal probing doesn't stop when they pull the camera out.

Heck, my insurance pays for them in full because they know if they detect things early enough, it saves them a lot of money.

Eat better for a while.

Sounds like he's 20 years old (said 6 years left on parents insurance).

They won't be doing any colonoscopies. They'll tell him to adjust his diet and see how that works.

If things didn't progress or got worse, then they might start shoving stuff up his ass.

Just turned 20. I assumed my risk for cancer or something terrible like that would be low, but it's good to hear it from someone else.

Yeah, tissue necrosis due to impacted bowel is something you want to avoid.

Do you take any type of pain medication?