Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10654072)

I was once in the ER for a staph infection. All of the "rooms" were basically sheets on a rod.
I overheard a guy saying "So, I'm ****in' this broad last weekend. I don't know what happened Doc. There's goop coming out of my knob".
It turns out he had Gonorrhea. I then listened as he was told he'd have to tell his girlfriend, (apparently he hadn't gotten it from his GF), and a funny argument ensued between an idiot and a medical doctor.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10654069)

I've used a condom once. That was enough for me to not like them. I was spoiled on the raw right off.


Oh and I was stupid about it lol.
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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10654085)

I agree with you 100 percent but I've banged a few chicks who had been around so I had no choice.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10654114)

I love that song. "Have a STD" is really the voice of a generation. We all know that promiscuity is on the rise.

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10654115)

In reference to the thread's title, I have never heard "have a STD". I've heard "have an STD".

Grammar police. :)

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10654117)

Does weeping vagina count as an STD?

If so, you and Philip Rivers are in.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10654088)

Dude I was young and grew up in the hood. I hit everything that was moving. Some that weren't moving fast...



I was EXTREMELY lucky, I only had one rule that probably helped me. If I knew you had EVER banged dope I was out, no matter how hot.
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Originally Posted by MrGiggity (Post 10654023)

Think I might have the drips. ****.



Here not hear. FML