Well that escalated quickly ROFL

LMAO

That poor one who sucks the penis can't stand any thread that isn't entirely about him.

There are several.

This one is so choice.

http://portfondakc.com/

http://portfondakc.com/wp-content/up.../12/DINNER.pdf

Wow, a whole day. You're like Ghandi.

I live in Florida so it would be a pretty long commute...

Sense of humor...try one.

2 burgers from 5 guys if not then 2 Chipotle Quesarito.

Have you been to Burger 21?

I hear they are pretty good.

Go, then report your findings. :)

I think a great prank would be if someone skipped the cleansing drink and ate two cans of pickled beats the night before a scope. Well it might be funny I guess until the doctor figures it out and leaves a bed pan or something in your rectum.

That said I'd pick your favorite food. Mine is pizza. I'd get a good local pie and enjoy the shit out of it. (no pun intended)

Bag of dicks.

I was pondering making a post about this, but I sent someone feces in the mail the other day.

My HMO offers a pre-emptive test where you send in a "sample" and they use it to determine whether you should have a colonoscopy or not. Apparently if you're low-risk and this test shows no problems, then you don't need to do a colonoscopy. It seems like a nice alternative.

You guys, Antifreeze....

http://www.westracbelize.com/dynamic...ntifreeze3.jpg

Nachos.

Everyone should do this. Send your sample here:

Fecal Matters Inc.
1701 Bryant St, Denver, CO 80204