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Fully erect

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 8-8 HERE WE COME!

I'd like to personally thank the NBA draft, LeBron James, Andrew Wiggins, the World Cup and Summer League for successfully helping me to avoid baseball during the dark age and bridging the gap to football season. Thanks King James! Baseball, GFY

I'm not sure how I'll be able to contain all of the penis pounding excitement

Kelce is gonna be a reverse Jared Allen.

Draft the guy to be a dynamic end, winds up a long snapper.

I can't wait to see, for real, the Andy Reid plans for Thomas. He's got DeSean Jackson talent, albeit with less size. Unfortunately, I'm prepping myself for a long season watching the D get toasted against the pass

FYP

Peyton Manning is going to get injured. Broncos go 5-11.

Chiefs win division. Home playoff game.

Playoff win.

Desean Jackson - 5'10" 178 lbs
DeAnthony Thomas - 5'8" 176 lbs

Not that far off in size.

FYP

TIME FOR SOME FOOTBALL SPORTS

Q

Ah, the trusty injury plan. Some posters on CP went with this very pipe dream last year.

Turned out well.

FYP