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GenoBators Band Name; Stayfree & The MaxiPads (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=286124)

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10872766)

I want to be the song writer for the band... Here's just a snippet for my interview process.

Their first single... (You know they'd have to be a weird al cover type band because they are too lame to come up with their own brand of music) it's to the tune of "Down in the Corner" by CCR.... Here's the first verse if I get the job I'll finish writing the song! Wanna hear it/here it goes...

Everyone is bitching cuz Alex Smith got re-signed, their pads are overflowing all over their behinds. Clay and Inmen crying like a couple little unchanged babes, I wish they'd share some antifreeze and then go die of aids. Down on the corner, they're bleeding in the streets, blood is heavily flowing from these fake fans of the Chiefs!!

That's beautiful, Cooch. It leaves me all misty and swole up like a toad. I dub thee Leiber AND Stoler.

I need you to work me up something on Dire Straits' "Money For Nothin" with the hook "I want my own (or sumpm) QB."

Then I'll need something with Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom" with chapped or chafed, whatever you can come up with will be just ducky.

And would you please be a dear and work me up something with Dave Mason's "Let It Go, Let It Flow"? There should be some good material in there.

Welcome aboard.

Dinny

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 10872805)

How about MeatPeeker & The Maxipads ?

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10872814)

Or Claynus and the Meatgayzers... Claynus and the Pity Party

I was staying within the framework of bleeding vaginal flow.

Dinny

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10872830)

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt...heatermove.gif

This gif needs a "FREEBIRD!!!!" word balloon.

Dinny

Yes, revel in the mediocrity that is KC....

LMAO

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 10872855)

Yes, revel in the mediocrity that is KC....

LMAO

Says the guy with a Royals avatar!! Lmao!!
At last check we went 11-5 and made the playoffs last season. And as of 11 am EST. The current SB Champs the Seahawks, and the Chief are tied with a 0-0 record.... Let's call the season before it starts!! Now get your ass back on track with the thread. Do you want to do PR for the band??

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 10872855)

Yes, revel in the mediocrity that is KC....

LMAO

You would make a great MaxiPad, but you are actually more like the florescent pink feather boa around ClayFree's neck.

You puddle like an excited puppy every time ClayFree does that Zoolander pucker. It's funny, RaisedOnRats always puddled when he did that, too.

Dinny

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10872872)

At last check we went 11-5 and made the playoffs last season. And as of 11 am EST. The current SB Champs the Seahawks, and the Chief are tied with a 0-0 record.... Let's call the season before it starts!! Now get your ass back on track with the thread. Do you want to do PR for the band??

I would not allow him NEAR PR. I wouldn't even let the creepy ****er clean the urinals.

Dinny

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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10872883)

I would not allow him NEAR PR. I wouldn't even let the creepy ****er clean the urinals.

Dinny

That creeper ****er probably WANTS to clean the urinals .

True fan thread is true.

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 10872900)

True fan thread is true.

Do you not see the irony/comedy in complaining about mediocrity while repping the royals?? Stupid fan post is STUPID!! And btw I might be able to get you on as one of the horn blowers for the band. I'll talk to the boss and get back to ya. But from at least my first impression you seem to blow enough hot air to at least get a tryout...

Don't call us, we'll call you ok Horatio!!

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10872938)

I'm gonna' love this season.

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 10872943)

I'm gonna' love this season.

I dub thee ClayFree's Pink Feather Bowa.

CFPFB has a much better rhythm than DCS/ROR.

Dinny

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 10872943)

I'm gonna' love this season.

You're an amazing fan!! Keep up the good work! Make sure you root for injuries to members of the team you claim to be a fan of. I'd def say you're one of the 58 that Immen has been in....

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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10872961)

I dub thee ClayFree's Pink Feather Bowa.

CFPFB has a much better rhythm than DCS/ROR.

Dinny

As long as he wears me Marc Bolan style...

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 10872892)

That creeper ****er probably WANTS to clean the urinals .

An excellent qualification for the feather boa position.

Dinny