I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. Seuss

Adults are just outdated children.
Dr. Seuss

Then the midgets

Man some of youyou were up late

She seems nice.

My sister is into that shit show "Keeping up with the Kardashians" and I had an argument with here a couple of weeks ago that old Bruce wanted to be a woman. Just sent her that picture.

Came for bevischief

May you be blessed this holiday season

I'm gonna neg the 100th poster and green rep 101

Back at the

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.
Dr. Seuss

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