100,000 sperm, and Pesty's was the fastest. Words fail.

Typically when I see people like Pesty, I have to pay admission.

I was pro life before I met Pesty.

Pesty's head is so big he has to step into his shirts.

If Pesty was any dumber, I'd have to water him twice a week.

Being around Pesty is like having cancer of the soul.

I don't like Pesty as a person and would be surprised if anybody else does.

Put down the joke book, Direckshun.

Pure talent wise its either DGB or Gurley. Going strictly off talent. Those are top 5 talents.

I'm going with La'el Collins though. Love the WR depth but giving resources like a WR to Alex Smith is like giving a 80 year old woman a Lamborghini. Its still only given driven at 55 in the slow lane. I like Collins a lot. Versatile player with a nasty streak. Can play 2 of the line positions and possible at left tackle. Day 1 starter and more than likely a 10 year starter for us.

1. White
2. Gordon
3. Collins
4. Cann
5. Goldman


I haven't had a chance yet to watch TJ Clemmings, but apparently, he is ranked above Collins on many big boards.

White

Collins

Goldman

My talent has never been fully appreciated on this forum.

He's got really good tools, but he looked pretty stinking terrible at the Senior Bowl.

No running back in the first round, ever

Y'all need to watch some Melvin Gordon if he isn't your number two guy, imo. I get it - running backs in the first round plus we have Charles/Davis/DAT. The guy is flat out the BPA in this scenario, however.