Looking at the movie poster in the OP, I think I started growing one as well.

Once in a while, when no one else is around, I'll crank up a Carpenters song.

The woman open-smiling at smirking guy look must have really been in vogue when they cranked this piece of shit out.

You know a great place to be sure no one is around?

On top of the world lookin' down on creation.

Stop, my boobs are getting tender!!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuut they fall IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!


LOVE!!!!!!

o:-)

Turn it in at the next opportunity...

Pssst.

I have some inside info.

You know what song is playing the first time someone enters the international space station?


That's right - not a ****ing Carpenter's song...

Is it before or after one takes their protein pills and put their helmet on?

This post has me hitting up my Spotify...

Look, I'm the most heterosexual guy out there but don't you dare **** up some Bowie with bad grammar...

LMAO LMAO

Not so much bad grammar as acquiescence to ambiguity in the era gender equality in the absence of a non-gender neutral 3rd person singular pronoun.

Regardless, 'put's' is not a possessive verb, as if one existed.

If you prefer

Oh the irony...