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Chief Northman 11-06-2015 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867568)
Much like Pamela Anderson, she looks like complete white trash in person.

Without all of her makeup and hair stylists (not to mention the rest of her team), she's be a 6 at best.

Plus, she can't sing or write music. She's the Millennial version of Milli-Vanilli for her generation.

She has singers off stage that actually sing for her.

Ozzy has an offstage singer? Wow. That offstage singer is terrible. Saw Sabbath in 2014, and will see them again in January. Band was tight.... Ozzy not so much. Just living off his reputation and legacy now, but I can't pass him up with Iommi and Butler.

RunKC 11-06-2015 08:40 PM

Do you like herpes? Cause she's got 'em!

Simply Red 11-06-2015 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Northman (Post 11867582)
Ozzy has an offstage singer? Wow. That offstage singer is terrible. Saw Sabbath in 2014, and will see them again in January. Band was tight.... Ozzy not so much. Just living off his reputation and legacy now, but I can't pass him up with Iommi and Butler.

would you have plowed Joan Jett back in the day? Right on the jukebox even?

Coochie liquor 11-06-2015 08:41 PM

She's not really my type, but i'd still do it on general principals (if I weren't married)

DaNewGuy 11-06-2015 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 11867585)
Do you like herpes? Cause she's got 'em!

But there a famous person's herpes!

Simply Red 11-06-2015 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 11867585)
Do you like herpes? Cause she's got 'em!

I do DELISH!

Coochie liquor 11-06-2015 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867587)
would you have plowed Joan Jett back in the day? Right on the jukebox even?

Something about chicks with guys haircuts is a HUGE turn off for me. So, no.

DaneMcCloud 11-06-2015 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867580)
Sorry Britney - If Dane doesn't approve - you have to go. Goodbye my pop princess. I'm sure you'll look like Lita Ford in no time, no way.

God darned it - well it was a fun fantasy Friday for about 12 mins or so. :(

I'm certain you'd be grossed out by her in person like I always am.

Dayze 11-06-2015 08:44 PM

Herpes Royale for her

(lesser known Bond film as well)

Simply Red 11-06-2015 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867599)
I'm certain you'd be grossed out by her in person like I always am.

tranny-face?

Coochie liquor 11-06-2015 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867599)
I'm certain you'd be grossed out by her in person like I always am.

I hope your not gonna ruin my fantasy about Susan Boyle not being that hot in person next.

MTG#10 11-06-2015 08:48 PM

Speaking of, what ever happened to Mr Plow?

DaneMcCloud 11-06-2015 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867601)
tranny-face?

Just skanky Independance white trash.

Pale and nasty.

TambaBerry 11-06-2015 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867568)
Much like Pamela Anderson, she looks like complete white trash in person.

Without all of her makeup and hair stylists (not to mention the rest of her team), she's be a 6 at best.

Plus, she can't sing or write music. She's the Millennial version of Milli-Vanilli for her generation.

She has singers off stage that actually sing for her.

Wouldn't even care, you know how easy kids had it these days? i convinced my parents to buy me her cd so i could use her album pictures of her in her school girl outfit as spank material

Dayze 11-06-2015 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 11867602)
I hope your not gonna ruin my fantasy about Susan Boyle not being that hot in person next.

LMAO


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