Didn't peg you as an Usher fan. Wish you the best.

Tweet Jay Cutler, maybe he has some advice

Sorry bro. Might want to avoid Viagra until that clears up. (Seriously, hope you're better soon.)

Penis doctors are a bunch of ball washin bastards.

Hope this helps.... :D

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Sorry, man. 5% of men sounds like a lot so there's probably a lot of money pouring in to find a solution. Hope they solve.

Switch hands maybe it will straighten out.

I have Elephantiasis in my dick.

Sincerely appreciated.

Little can done. Intercourse is impossible. I don't have a bend or curve. When aroused( thanks Fish) I have a 30 to 90 ANGLE. SEVERE PAIN.

About a year or so ago, I had to go to the urologist to be scoped because I passed a little blood while urinating. The urinalysis showed no blood and then they scoped me. Nurse shot a numbing agent in my pee hole and about 15 minutes later the doctor came in and stuck a 1 foot scope up into my bladder. Was nervous but it wasn't bad. No issues and said the blood could have been a one time minor broken vessel.

I think Bill Clinton suffers from Peyronie's disease

Shit man. Sorry to hear. That's one tool I don't want to lose.

Prayers for your man piece.

One of my wife's friends was over the other day telling us a story about one of her ****-bud's.

Apparently the dude broke his dick. Upon surgery the doctor told him it could go one of two ways....your dick gets bigger post surgery or it gets smaller.

His got smaller. She refuses to **** with him now. Apparently he wasn't exactly hung to begin with.

So, long story short: Your dick is going to shrink and no woman will ever want to sleep with you ever again.

G'day, sir.

OH WTF man.

I squirmed in my chair. Did not need to read that. Ughhh.....90 degree? WTF?