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Perineum Ripper 10-31-2017 03:33 PM
Momma and I are taking kids out tonight

They are dressed as a princess and unicorn

Momma and I are dressed up as Jim and Pam from The Office

eDave 10-31-2017 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 13189709)
Momma and I are taking kids out tonight

They are dressed as a princess and unicorn

Momma and I are dressed up as Jim and Pam from The Office
This is nice.

BucEyedPea 10-31-2017 03:34 PM
If it's a sweet child. I give them a choice. If they're aggressive, mouthy or a pain in the butt I give them a shitty candy. If they're big and fat—they get the lowest calorie one or small piece. If the costume is cool—they get extra.

If they're teenagers the candy is the larger ones.

BucEyedPea 10-31-2017 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 13189707)
Political party affiliation.
ROFL

Poison candy apples for lefties. :eek:

eDave 10-31-2017 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 13189714)
If it's a sweet child. I give them a choice. If they're aggressive, mouthy or a pain in the butt I give them a shitty candy. If they're big and fat—they get the lowest calorie one or small piece. If the costume is cool—they get extra.

If they're teenagers the candy is the larger ones.
How old is too old, in your opinion?

BucEyedPea 10-31-2017 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 13189717)
How old is too old, in your opinion?
I guess 17-18. They usually come around later at night, when the little ones have gone in. So if I need to get rid of it, I have put it on the front steps for them to take or I just try to get rid of as much as I can.

Iowanian 10-31-2017 03:39 PM
I should probably get the riot pepper spray balls out and into the paintball gun.

eDave 10-31-2017 03:41 PM
When I was growing up, my next door neighbor handed out cheese slices. I was made to go every year so as not to offend said neighbor.

One your though, she gave out nickels.

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-31-2017 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 13189654)
Are you ready for the little humans tonight? What's your set-up?

I have all my candy divided and organized as to type in different bowls. I'm pretty anal about how I organize candy by brands.

I will select each candy to match who is at my door. There has to be some automated way of dealing with this, so you can still read or watch TV. Any ideas for that?

I am already snitching bits and pieces. Hope I don't run out.
I like it when you say anal.

eDave 10-31-2017 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 13189730)
I like it when you say anal.
No treat for you!

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-31-2017 03:43 PM
Handing out goo bags to the little bastards.

BucEyedPea 10-31-2017 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 13189728)
When I was growing up, my next door neighbor handed out cheese slices. I was made to go every year so as not to offend said neighbor.

One your though, she gave out nickels.
There was a house on our street all overgrown and looked empty. We thought it was haunted. So we decided to ring the doorbell one year, and a creepy old lady came out that reminded me of the witch in Disney's Snow White who gave out the poison apple. Well, turned out she was handing out apples. Frickin' apples! I was scared, so when I got to her after my friends 'cuz I was the last in line, I screamed, turned and ran away. Crying she was a witch giving out poison apples. I really thought the apple was poisoned.

Who hell wants an apple on Halloween anyway? The nerve of her!
But cheese slices? ROFL

ROYC75 10-31-2017 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 13189688)
I take my kids out first then I sit in my driveway and play creepy music over a wireless speaker and pass out candy. No decorations, just me blaring music with candy. Kinda creepy in its own way, I guess
I used to play Funeral for a friend ( Elton John ) on mine, then pop up out of an old wooden coffin when kids and adults came up to my wife handing out candy years ago. It was a lot of fun watching them scream.

BWillie 10-31-2017 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 13189654)
Are you ready for the little humans tonight? What's your set-up?

I have all my candy divided and organized as to type in different bowls. I'm pretty anal about how I organize candy by brands.

I will select each candy to match who is at my door. There has to be some automated way of dealing with this, so you can still read or watch TV. Any ideas for that?

I am already snitching bits and pieces. Hope I don't run out.
I turn my light off. And the ones that come to the door anyway I give them a Bald Eagle Poker chip to start their degenerate gambling habit early.

Rain Man 10-31-2017 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 13189728)
When I was growing up, my next door neighbor handed out cheese slices. I was made to go every year so as not to offend said neighbor.

One your though, she gave out nickels.
Cheese slices? Is that a tradition in some place like Bavaria or Milan?

If I was the neighbor of that person, I'd start handing out crackers to complete the dish.

We've got a cornucopia of candies for the 5 to 10 children who show up at our house tonight. Reese's, Hershey's, Crunch, 100 Grand, Butterfinger, and more.


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