People still buy porn magazines? I thought everyone got their porn online.

Old people who live in trailers with no internet do.

Flawless defense right there...

https://i.imgur.com/GKaDhFq.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/fu6CYvh.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/kZJR99p.jpg

Do the magazines have to be pornographic or will any type of magazine protect you? The article isn't clear, and all I have is back issues of Smithsonian.

You're likely vulnerable. Certain early issues of National Geographic may offer limited protection.

I bet the type of magazine will give you a clue about who you're fighting.

Playboy - all glitz and show with no real punch.
Hustler - dirty fighter. Very, very dirty.
Penthouse - will likely lose the fight but will make up stories later about winning it.
Cosmopolitan - fights mostly by scratching with fingernails
Japanese Rape Comics - propensity to attack from behind
Bondage magazines - secretly wants to lose

WHERE'S THE DOUBLE ISSUE ON MINDORO TRIBESPEOPLE! I NEED THE DOUBLE ISSUE ON MINDORO TRIBESPEOPLE!

"slightly intoxicated" I have to be drunk as hell before I throw down with porn mags and knives

What part?

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