I've never met anyone who has claimed they were abducted. :shrug:

They didn't want to talk about it :redface:

I gave this chick a telepathic anal probe once.

Huh... I figured Rainman would´ve commented on his experince by now.

In another world there is a thread Aliens asking about their experience of being abducted by Rainman.

No, that's the IRS.

Those aren’t aliens. Those are Alex Smiff groupies.

This is exactly why I tagged this as a Chiefs thread, because eventually it would evolve to an alex Smith discussion.

illegal alien?

Most aliens show up shortly after a man speaks the words 'I Do'.

Not yet but with God willing, I'll get to experience an alien anal probing one starry night.

LMAO

You won't like it, believe me.

Unless you're one sick ****er.

On a serious note, there is not a chance, no ****ing way that we are the only beings in the whole universe.

That some think we are the only intelligent beings in the whole universe? A billion+ planets and only we evolved into intelligent beings?

You know who doesn't have alien sightings or abductions? Astronomers and astrophotographers. You know why?