If I really like the person: Let them know by making a joke about it
Neither like nor dislike: Try to give them the subliminal nose-itching motion
Really dislike: Ignore it.

Yeah this was the first word I said to this person. 6 months later she was filing affidavits against me on other people’s behalf. So your answer is probably the smart one.

Buddy, that would have happened anyway. Those kinds of lawyers are devoid of emotion. Hell, it would have happened even if you had been her best friend for the last 30 years.
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I usually just say either "nice booger" or "bats in the cave" and let them figure it out.

Ten bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose!

I know, dude.

It’s still funny how it worked it, though. Well I mean, now that I am no longer getting a divorce with someone who was represented by the woman I sat next to at the Chiefs vs. Steelers game in which my only reaction with her (and I knew damn well who she was...everyone does), was “hey before anyone notices, you have a booger on your nose.” And I winked at her as if I was doing her a big solid, like maybe she’d remember that, appreciate it and represent me for free someday!!! ROFL But no, she got pissed.

It’s still coincidental and a funny story to bring up.... now that the divorce is no longer!!!

You have an interesting way of going about things and I like it.

10 more says he eats it

Need difference between a naughty and a nice booger. Thanks

Yeah... what’s the difference between those two?

My guess would be nice booger is not out to hurt anyone whereas naughty booger causes bloody nose when you try to pick him.

Not if it's a female attorney with mutual friends in common at a Chiefs game...

The proper protocol when someone tells you you have something on or in your nose is to reply, “Good call”. Anyway that is what some enjoy hearing when they rat out a booger.

To my defense, my wife and I both didn’t know her well at the time. She ended up chillin with my wife though.