Well I thought this was a good idea, but I can't even spell a three ****ing letter word.

I will now don my favorite dunce cap, get my ass in the corner and give it a proper kicking.

Dinny

Dinny going old school. Is that a city or country ham?

Aha I see its a city ham its in a saltwater solution.

I want some... mail me two.. make it two slices..

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Disgusting!

Dinny pullin' a double hammy

I do not like them Sam I am

I have two make too hams to.

Can you go over the step after boiling the brine one more time?

I have two hams for hands. Carpal tunnel and trigger finger they both suck.

Ham Hands Srvy?

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Geez I dont even know what the hell that shit was above. Where in the sam hell does one search that shit out.

In the construction business ham hands clumsy work. I have been working over 40 years now with my hands and they have finally said **** you. The carpal was a minor annoyance but trigger finger sucks. Those that wonder what it is your fingers lock closed you cant open without grabbing and pulling open and its slightly painful not boal ya over pain.

I'll take some hams

Steamed hams?