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Baby Lee 11-19-2019 01:06 PM

I think a big reason why White Castle isn't a bigger deal is that their main product is a weird mix of small and cheap yet delicate.

It's almost like running an hors d'oeuvres restaurant.

You might love bacon-wrapped dates, or cucumber finger sandwiches, but you wouldn't drive through somewhere to get a sack full of them to take home and gorge on.

WC burgers aren't as 'fancy' as those things, but they are pretty damned tasty and addictive WHEN FRESH. But one or two of them isn't a meal, and 3 or 4 or 6 means that the last one you eat won't be fresh, especially when you take them home first.

They're great to make yourself at home, or to lay out with snacks at a get together alongside the chip and dip and the beanie weanies. It's just not an easy sell to market WC as a 'meal' as we define it nowadays. Not special enough or super-sized enough to qualify on one end, and not healthy enough on the other end.

Kman34 11-19-2019 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 14608638)
I would rather eat a dry white dusty dog turd off the sidewalk than a White Castle burger.

That’s not powdered sugar..

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Simply Red 11-19-2019 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 14608745)
I think a big reason why White Castle isn't a bigger deal is that their main product is a weird mix of small and cheap yet delicate.

It's almost like running an hors d'oeuvres restaurant.

You might love bacon-wrapped dates, or cucumber finger sandwiches, but you wouldn't drive through somewhere to get a sack full of them to take home and gorge on.

WC burgers aren't as 'fancy' as those things, but they are pretty damned tasty and addictive WHEN FRESH. But one or two of them isn't a meal, and 3 or 4 or 6 means that the last one you eat won't be fresh, especially when you take them home first.

They're great to make yourself at home, or to lay out with snacks at a get together alongside the chip and dip and the beanie weanies. It's just not an easy sell to market WC as a 'meal' as we define it nowadays. Not special enough or super-sized enough to qualify on one end, and not healthy enough on the other end.

sounds about right

njchiefs 11-19-2019 02:32 PM

Childhood memory: Go into the White Castle on Route 1 in Rahway NJ wasted at 2AM and ask the greasy lady at the counter for a six sack of rats with blood and guts and she places your order without flinching.

Pepe Silvia 11-19-2019 02:39 PM

They're just scabs on a bun.

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banecat 11-19-2019 03:44 PM

Not enough drunks or stoners think to go there?

Shiver Me Timbers 11-19-2019 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 14608531)
Cozy Inn Salina Kansas is where it's at.

Agree
Plus Bonus- your car smells like those burgers for 2 weeks after.

DJ's left nut 11-19-2019 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by comochiefsfan (Post 14608504)
Because it’s garbage.

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 14608532)
Because it sucks.

Y'all saved everyone 18 minutes.

It's like asking why Boone's Farm doesn't run the wine market. Something being acceptable when you're already hammered doesn't mean it's good. At all.

Just as Boone's Farm is a viable option for drunk 17 year olds trying see how long they can stretch the evening on their way to 2nd base, White Castle is only worthwhile when you're plowed. Oh sure - there are people who claim to actually enjoy Boone's Farm while sober...but they're philistines.

banecat 11-19-2019 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 14609212)
Y'all saved everyone 18 minutes.

It's like asking why Boone's Farm doesn't run the wine market. Something being acceptable when you're already hammered doesn't mean it's good. At all.

Just as Boone's Farm is a viable option for drunk 17 year olds trying see how long they can stretch the evening on their way to 2nd base, White Castle is only worthwhile when you're plowed. Oh sure - there are people who claim to actually enjoy Boone's Farm while sober...but they're philistines.

Perhaps you've never tried something called Mad Dog Habenero Limerita

big nasty kcnut 11-19-2019 04:55 PM

Hell if they have them here i would never worry about lunch.

Baby Lee 11-19-2019 04:56 PM

Can we get some official CP badging to honor those intrepid folks who are reliably too good to admit consuming proletariat food?

dirk digler 11-19-2019 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by burt (Post 14608626)
I love the taste. Hate the gas.


This and I love White Castle but damn they are belly busters

DJ's left nut 11-19-2019 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 14609292)
Can we get some official CP badging to honor those intrepid folks who are reliably too good to admit consuming proletariat food?

I'll defend McDonalds, man. I'd eat Sonic with a cloth napkin and Wendys spicy nuggets are gods gift to humanity.

It ain't food snobbery - white castle is just shite.

seclark 11-19-2019 07:22 PM

Serious, my old man would bring 3bags of White Castle Shiite home. This was back in the 60s when I guess it was right up there w mc ds or ****in Howard Johnson’s. I’d hide in the other room hoping I’d get out of having to eat that shit. Just the smell makes me gag.
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