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jdubya 06-17-2021 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 15712396)
Back in 1985, I picked up my girlfriend at the time from her KU sorority house late one Friday night and brought her back to JoCo for the weekend. She was super horny and my car had one of those large bench seats, so I told her to hop on.

She was only about 5 foot tall and super skinny but she had huge ****ing tits, like DD's, so I was driving the car on K-10 while she was bouncing up and down, and I had to move my head constantly from right to left and left to right to see the road. Fortunately, there were no other cars in sight for miles.

After about 4 or 5 minutes, I told her that she had to dismount because we were getting closer to the outskirts and I didn't want to get it in car accident.

JFC, I did some really stupid shit when I was a kid but it sure was fun.
This reads like a Penthouse letter lol

Eureka 06-17-2021 11:17 PM
When I was a freshman in HS I was banging my Senior girlfriend in her car at a bird sanctuary late one night. All of a sudden a cop is at the window asking us what we’re doing. He requests her license then finds out she’s 18 and I’m 14-15. He has to call my mom due to my age over radio dispatch (this was before cell phones). Anyways I can hear my mom via the radio saying it’s ok she was my girlfriend. How embarrassing.

The moral of the story is we fooled around in the car while it was in park.

Skyy God 06-17-2021 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by jdubya (Post 15712448)
This reads like a Penthouse letter lol
Dane isn’t playing.

Rain Man 06-18-2021 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by alanm (Post 15712369)
Didn't think about that. Ouch. :eek:
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Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 15712357)
:eek:
You must not have read The World According to Garp. Good book, but in part of it a guy meets this fate.

notorious 06-18-2021 06:11 AM
That’s a very sad yet hilarious part of the movie/book.

loochy 06-18-2021 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 15712250)
I almost posted this earlier, but I didn't want to give any of the pervs here any bright ideas...
You've never received road head? I thought it was a common thing.

Graystoke 06-18-2021 07:39 AM
Road Head is my favorite. Just like my favorite football team The Kansas City Chiefs!

scho63 06-18-2021 07:53 AM
I was getting road head from a girlfriend on a drive back from Pebble Beach golf course back in June 2002.

I couldn't relax and enjoy it driving 75 mph on the freeway thinking I was going to have to jam on my brakes at any moment with all the traffic. Wished I just pulled off to a secluded place and parked for a happy ending.

Dunerdr 06-18-2021 08:32 AM
I read this initially as Dieter charged in deadly crash reportedly was having sex. LEGEND.

Fansy the Famous Bard 06-18-2021 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 15712400)
Yeah, I was like 18 or 19 at the time and not drunk.

Plus, it used to be almost empty on the K10 from the 435 to Lawrence.

It's sure not like that anymore.
It was empty at night for this very reason. K10 was drunk10 in the wee hours of the morning.

Holladay 06-18-2021 08:39 AM
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You must not have read The World According to Garp
Beat me to it.

oldman 06-18-2021 08:59 AM
I'll admit to having plenty of car sex in my youth, but it was all done in park. I had a 64 Impala SS at the time. The front seats were for driving and BJs, but the back seat was plenty big for the horizontal bop.

DaneMcCloud 06-18-2021 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by oldman (Post 15712433)
I heard a similar story as Dane's, except it was told to me from the woman involved. No, she didn't live close to me, but did work in the same workgroup as me for 5 or 6 years.
I think she moved out of state not long after college but if her name started with "S", it could have been the same person.

I told a few other subsequent girlfriends about that story and one of them actually got really, really mad at me because I refused to repeat that with her.

I didn't have a death wish and once was enough.

Peter Gibbons 06-18-2021 02:20 PM
I believe the correct phrasing is “taking road head” but I may be mistaken.

oldman 06-18-2021 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 15713069)
I think she moved out of state not long after college but if her name started with "S", it could have been the same person.

I told a few other subsequent girlfriends about that story and one of them actually got really, really mad at me because I refused to repeat that with her.

I didn't have a death wish and once was enough.
Not the same person, the one I knew was older. She was fun to drink and joke around with. I never took the opportunity to do anything more since I don't have a death wish, either.


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