Hope there's a Pirates of the Caribbean.

LMAO

Sorry, it will be the next Six Flags New Orleans.

Hopefully it has the Orient Express and Zambi Zinger

They are going to get rained out constantly.

Pretty country, though.

This is what everyone means when they say that you are utterly incapable of keeping DC bullshit out of the lounge.

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Ever see the post-Katrina photos of that joint? Scooby Doo episode vibes.

Yup, totally abandoned. Sarajevo/Olympics like vibes.

There is also a new one being built near Cedar Falls/Waterloo Iowa. I cannot figure out why.

https://www.thelostisland.com/

I actually think the creators are banking on the recent Disney hate. I don't get it myself, I don't care about gays in cartoons or black mermaids but I guess people are strange. I think this thing will thrive quite honestly due to the hate of Disney's "wokeness".

lol

This ****er is about 15 miles from my house. If anyone wants to air bnb my house for 6969$ a night lmk.

Seems like a terrible idea, honestly.

"Today we'd like to present our vision! We're seeking a $2b investment to build a brand new theme park in.... Oklahoma!" ....Whomp...Whomp.

"Ugh, where!? Yeah, sure, we'll get back to you on that one."

If you have $2b, aren't there a lot better ways to invest it?

That’s some 49th in the nation in education decision making I expect from Oklahoma.

https://ktul.com/news/local/oklahoma...%20our%20state.

This might be the stupidest business idea I've ever heard.