Ginger capsules. Or any ginger ale that actually has ginger (not sure if any of them do anymore). Then pedialyte when you can tolerate it.

Suffer through it.

I had the absolute worst stomach flu in 2019. It started out with a fever and body aches, but soon turned into vomiting. The fever, body aches, and vomiting subsided, but then came the diarrhea. Let me tell you... There's nothing quite like drinking various colors of Gatorade only to watch those same colors come firing out my ass at warp speed only a few moments after drinking it.

Horrible.

I had a stomach bug with a horrible cough right after Thanksgiving. You ever tried to clench your butthole while having a coughing fit? It can't be done.

RIP Nike sweat pants. You put up a good fight.

Seriously, I would pay at least $300 each year for a vaccine that would keep you from getting the stomach flu.
Think about it.. If you were shitting like a mad man and throwing up your guts and someone said "For $300, I can make that stop" wouldn't you gladly pay them???

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Had it last week. The power drink at the gas stations called C4.

Puke
Piss out my ass
Go through 3 rolls of tp and 2 packs of baby wipes
???
Profit

Supportive therapy is all you can do. No need to take Immodium if you're at home (and you should be). Hydrate with something that will replenish your electrolytes and give you some calories, and eat relatively bland foods. There isn't evidence for the BRAT diet.


Also, there is no such thing as the stomach flu. The flu is a respiratory virus. You probably have a norovirus. Suffer through and remember that it should be short-lived.

The 7up/Sprite wive's tale remedy...

Like "Here, kid have a bunch of sugar water. It'll help with the shitting."

There's nothing you can do, really. Just try as hard as you can to keep hydrated so you don't get even sicker. Other than that, you just have to wait it out.

Would semen help? When you look at the breakdown of nutrients it has its hard to argue there's something better to ingest

Squirt? Isn't that what you do when you have a stomach bug?

I'd say 7-up however it was sugar not HFCS back in the day. And Premium Saltines, not the cheap kind.

Add some good peanut butter (crunchy only) to the crackers once you can stand it.

Blackberry brandy. A bottle of it.

My daughter had it last year and puked all over me, then it went through my house like the Rage virus from 28 Days Later. Laid on the couch for about 36 hrs trying to not shit my pants and throw up on myself. Nothing really worked.