He obviously has alzheimers because he can't remember what the **** he just said.

He said he thinks the Chiefs could move back into the first round to get their QB around 18-20.

Russ Lande axioms for modern living:

--Always buy the extended warranty
--Spit works better than Astroglide
--Can't taste the difference between aspartame and table sugar
--China is the world's preeminent manufacturer of high quality, durable goods
--Wal-Mart offers their employees a standard of living and security unmatched in the developed world.
--Maryland's football uniforms are understated and elegant.
--Luke Hochevar is a runaway favorite for AL Cy Young
--Hawk Harrelson is his model broadcaster, a true arbiter.

71.4% completion percentage = not accurate

62.4% completion percentage = accurate


:hmmm:

I would be happy if that is the order they go. :)

Russ Lande thinks Manti Te'os girlfriend is hotter than A.J. McCarron's.

So I'm learning that Danny Parkins is a ****ing mouth breathing reerun as well.

There's absolutely no chance he falls to the 2nd round. There are too many teams who need a QB. It's just a stupid thing to say.

so, according to Lande:

Nassib is a top 15 pick the Chiefs could take at #1 but will probably take at the bottom of the first

Smith is one of his top 3 QBs, a good fit for Reid, not a first round QB, but could be drafted by the Chiefs at the end of the first round

Glennon is one of the top 3 QBs, and closest to Nassib (meaning he is #2), but is not a first round pick

Wilson.....crickets...doesn't think anything about him

Barkley is a first round pick, even though he isn't in Lande's top 3 (and two of his top 3 are second round picks)

if you can make any ****ing sense of that, congrats

Sounds like Abe "Grand Pa" Simpson's mock draft.

If Russ Lande won a million on a lottery ticket, he would want to spend the money on more lottery tickets.

Prepare for three months of inane gibberish from every hack who ever saw a college football game.

Russ Lande:

--You can never go wrong in skin-tight pleather
--Women who work in pornography have excellent fathers
--Hitler "did a lot of great things"
--Stalin revolutionized modern agricultural efficiency
--Salt water the best choice when marooned with a Jerry can full of fluids.
--Turpentine-soaked corn cobs outpace any flushable wipe for comfort

We shouldnt "sleep" on Te'o

Replaying Albert interview after break

"Nassib played on a team that only had a LT and his receivers dropped 5 or 6 passes a game."

-Danny Parkins


Sounds like his accuracy is much better than what the numbers show.

when asked about the buzz about the Chiefs, without hesitating, he said the Chiefs will take a QB at #1 or trade down and take a QB

that has me excited...except for the fact that everything else he said was mildly reeruned

Good on albert.

So...there isn't a QB worth taking at #1, but the Chiefs would be wise to trade back into the round, thus sacrificing next year's first, to get one of these "mediocre" QBs.

This "logic" is the epitome of dumb as ****.

Lande:

--Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein could have "learned a thing or two" from Nick Athan.
--HP color ink "a tremendous deal."
--Kathy Griffin "a natural beauty".

Asking Russ Launde to evaluate talent is like asking Ken Lay for financial advice

I'm listening online.

Dude was all over the place. He needed some flash cards to keep his shit straight.

The Matt Cassel of draft experts.

Russ Lande's Football Insights:

--Dexter McCluster is the most bruising power back to hit the NFL since Earl Weaver
--Kordell Stewart had the highest football IQ of any player he ever evaluated
--Ryan Sims was the first guy at the facility and the last guy to leave
--Bill Romanowski is a consummate sportsman

LMAO

Beelzebub it's great to have the Planet whole again.

albert on right now

It really bothers him that fans always suggest that he should move to guard. That's funny.

He's playing for the "real" Chiefs' fans who understand that he's a tackle.

Russ Lande:

--Jerry Jones is too "hands off" as an owner. Prefers a guy involved in every aspect of the organization, like David Glass, but one who spends freely, like Bill Bidwell.
--Aretha Franklin would have never succeeded without Autotune

Holla at yo boyz albert!

he just shit all over the idea he should be a guard...god bless

sign him

Hamas, you're slaying me right now. LMAO

We sure it was Albert and not Te'o pretending to be Albert?

Uses the guard talk as motivation.

And tired of hearing the Guard talk. Can't imagine why. :p

Has he said his CP handle yet? Mother****ed True Fans?

Russ Lande says the "buzz" right now is that Teo's girlfriend is real and has discovered the cure for Lukemia.

Brandon Albert must know about Chiefs Planet. I think we're the only Chiefs media source online or broadcasted that overwhelmingly loves his work. Everyone else is always trying to find upgrades over him.

WOW 610 got played that wasn't Albert on phone. Just heard the replay. That guy on the phone sounds nothing like Albert.



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Why was he tweeting about the interview then dumbass?

He sound generally PISSED that there is talk about the possibility of the team drafting someone to "take his job"

ALBERT, IF YOU ARE READING THIS...WE LOVE YA BUD AND HOPE YOU RETIRE A CHIEF AFTER ANOTHER 8-10 YEARS HERE!!!

Ill tweet to this thread to him!

We should give serious thought to allowing our high-quality, former first round LT walk so that we can replace him with another first rounder.

:facepalm:

ROFL @ Chiefsnos trying to have a gotcha moment when Albert himself tweeted about the interview.

LMAO

That twitter account is fake. I asked him where he played his high school BBall he had no clue.

ChiefsandO'sfan......Twitter Sleuth!

They said they were trying to get Albert to do an interview today and that he called in. Are you suggesting that they don't know his phone number or that they didn't verify before it went on the air?

WOW AMERICA GOT PLAYED. Obama inauguration a FAKE!!!

Look at this guy:





No way! Here's the real Obama:



CANT U SEE THE DIFFERENCE!?

Chiefso your obsession with Twitter is ****ing creepy

Maybe that wasn't really Danny Parkins doing the interview??? :hmmm:

That radio interview sounded just like that YouTube video he posted.

Danny Parkins ‏@DannyParkins

@Balbert76 thanks again for calling into the show man... #Chiefs fans loved it and I really appreciate it.

OMG LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Thanks for that.

No way totally fake

You keep saying this, but its pretty obvious that its a real twitter account and idk what the hell you are talking about, he sounded just like the guy in the video.... just on a cell phone.

How bout that? Maybe youll be able to find a date on twitter to get you off of it for a bit.

nice

LMAO Can you post that?

That Albert account cant answer where he played High School bball.

They won't let him walk imo. They would franchise him at the very least.

The only way we would let him go is for draft picks imo. After he's tagged, we would have to get two firsts for him per the new cba. It's unlikely but, it would be a great scenario if it happened.

For example, say we traded with St. Louis and we got the 16th and 22nd picks for Albert. It probably wouldn't happen but, if St. Louis wants a LT that would be the best way to get one.

Albert is one of my favorite players. Used to be a friend on FB, but ***** must have made him close the account.

milkman was the first to fire up the draft Albert bandwagon that I noticed.

The Bears sure regret not taking him as Williams has already busted.

Just pay the man.

Maybe he thinks you're a ****ing reerun and just doesn't feel like answering...

Maybe But Albert last account he had the Blue Check mark. Why not this one?

Can you just post the bball tweets?

Don't ask me, my life doesn't revolve around Twitter.

What kind of grownan asks another man where he played high school basketball at? Lmao

Albert got a lot of love for his bball and football play out here in Baltimore.

Twitter Police

"freeze, dirtbag...where did you play high school basketball?!?"

ROFL

Geno Smith isn't gonna know how to handle things when he has a clean pocket because of this guy.

What if genos pocket.....




Isnt real?

I played hsbb at glen burnie high school and I am the real Brandon Albert!!!

Pay me.

Only if you're willing to move to guard.

That's dumb/ludacris.

LMAO

Wait a minute.

Where did Geno play high school bball?

:eek: