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gooch 01-16-2013 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 9325323)
Do they have to be sportscasters?

Cause I really. really, really, ****ing hate Mel Kiper.

:clap: this!

BigCatDaddy 01-16-2013 03:19 PM

I think most people have a soft spot for Costas because he was the one calling the finals in the Jordan era.

texaschiefsfan 01-16-2013 03:21 PM

Phil Simms because he can't pronounce the word "him."

saphojunkie 01-16-2013 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9325435)
I think most people have a soft spot for Costas because he was the one calling the finals in the Jordan era.

It's because he's more of a journalist. He is more of a sports critic than a sportscaster. He took the baton from Howard Cosell in that regard. Cosell never played the game, but his expertise was in dissecting the human element of sport with eloquence and insight.

Costas has that gift, too.

BigCatDaddy 01-16-2013 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 9325464)
It's because he's more of a journalist. He is more of a sports critic than a sportscaster. He took the baton from Howard Cosell in that regard. Cosell never played the game, but his expertise was in dissecting the human element of sport with eloquence and insight.

Costas has that gift, too.

Yeah, too bad he went full Billay. You never go full Billay.

Hammock Parties 01-16-2013 03:25 PM

I love them all.

Without idiot sportscasters we wouldn't get cornball brother stuff.

saphojunkie 01-16-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9325476)
Yeah, too bad he went full Billay. You never go full Billay.

The inability of people to respect someone who disagrees with them is ****ing tragic in this country.

CoMoChief 01-16-2013 03:29 PM

I can't stand anyone now a days. ESPN has set the bar to "clown show circus" level and everyone and anyone tries to duplicate it.

BigCatDaddy 01-16-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 9325518)
The inability of people to respect someone who disagrees with them is ****ing tragic in this country.

Not to rehash it, but he exploited a tragic situation to promote his politics. Not cool on either side of the isle.

New World Order 01-16-2013 03:37 PM

Gus Johnson

BigCatDaddy 01-16-2013 03:38 PM

I think right now Joe Rogan might be the best in the biz.

New World Order 01-16-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9325608)
I think right now Joe Rogan might be the best in the biz.



They can't replace him with Randy Couture? Why is the pot smoking comedian who has never fought in the UFC an "analyst?"

BigCatDaddy 01-16-2013 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 9325628)
They can't replace him with Randy Couture? Why is the pot smoking comedian who has never fought in the UFC an "analyst?"

Because he knows his shit and it very entertaining Any UFC he doesn't do isn't of the same quality. They've tried Florian and the difference is night and day.

New World Order 01-16-2013 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9325641)
Because he knows his shit and it very entertaining Any UFC he doesn't do isn't of the same quality. They've tried Florian and the difference is night and day.



Maybe they can bring back Shamrock ROFL

Frazod 01-16-2013 04:13 PM

Nearly 100 posts and nobody's mentioned Kornheiser? WTF? I never wanted to reach through the screen and punch somebody as badly as I did when he was on the Sunday night crew. Holy ****. Sniveling, mousy, contrarian turd.

gblowfish 01-16-2013 04:45 PM

I don't really count Rex Hudler as a broadcaster. He's more like a carney. He's a freak show. He runs the tilt a whirl. His nose is so far up David Glass's ass he can smell breakfast when Glass turns into McDonald's drive thru.

Life is so unfair.

Paul Splittorf dies.
Yet Bob Davis lives.

Demonpenz 01-16-2013 04:47 PM

Joe Morgan sucks
Jon Miller is cool

Harold Reynolds is ok
Jalen Rose Kicks ass

Pasta Little Brioni 01-16-2013 04:50 PM

TV's Brett Musburger on Viagra

Spott 01-16-2013 04:57 PM

Bill Walton is the biggest tool announcer ever.

bigjosh 01-16-2013 04:59 PM

anyone else ****ing hate teddy bruschi?

gblowfish 01-16-2013 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9325932)
Joe Morgan sucks
Jon Miller is cool

Harold Reynolds is ok
Jalen Rose Kicks ass

I'd like Harold Reynolds better if he gave Frank White the gold glove he stole from him.

houstonwhodat 01-16-2013 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 9325525)
I can't stand anyone now a days. ESPN has set the bar to "clown show circus" level and everyone and anyone tries to duplicate it.


ESPN = the four letter network = TMZ tabloid journalism.

They make shit up as they go like Mickey Loomis wiretapping the Superdome.

Never heard an apology after that false bullshit.

houstonwhodat 01-16-2013 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bigjosh006 (Post 9325979)
anyone else ****ing hate teddy bruschi?



Yes.

houstonwhodat 01-16-2013 05:21 PM

The ones I like the most are Tirico/Gruden.

milkman 01-16-2013 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9326051)
The ones I like the most are Tirico/Gruden.

Jon Gruden is the single biggest knob polisher in the history of sports.

Pepe Silvia 01-16-2013 05:27 PM

The worst of all-time for me was always Joe Theisman, thank goodness he doesn't call games anymore.

BlackHelicopters 01-16-2013 05:30 PM

This list should be composed entirely of Dan Dierdorf.

1ChiefsDan 01-16-2013 05:30 PM

There is some dude on NFLN with huge ears. He reminds me of the guy in Heavy Metal that is supposed to testify but turns into a giant hulk.

bigjosh 01-16-2013 05:31 PM

i know he is not technically a sportscaster, but **** mel kiper in his reerun face.

Bump 01-16-2013 05:34 PM

Shannon Sharpe
Warren Sapp
Michael Irvin
anytime they bring on Herm Edwards or Matt Millen
Stuart Scott
Skip Bayless
Berman


my favorite one is probably Charles Barkley, lol

New World Order 01-16-2013 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9326084)
Shannon Sharpe
Warren Sapp
Michael Irvin
anytime they bring on Herm Edwards or Matt Millen
Stuart Scott
Skip Bayless
Berman


my favorite one is probably Charles Barkley, lol


Yes, Millen is awful and so is Mike Martz.

Pasta Little Brioni 01-16-2013 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bigjosh006 (Post 9325979)
anyone else ****ing hate teddy bruschi?

Yeah, Patriot Way fail extends to broadcasting as well.

Pasta Little Brioni 01-16-2013 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9326051)
The ones I like the most are Tirico/Gruden.

JFC

Pasta Little Brioni 01-16-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by I Am The Walrus (Post 9326076)
There is some dude on NFLN with huge ears. He reminds me of the guy in Heavy Metal that is supposed to testify but turns into a giant hulk.

Sissyliano. He did preseason games for the Rams this year and was beyond awful.

houstonwhodat 01-16-2013 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9326289)
Sissyliano. He did preseason games for the Rams this year and was beyond awful.



He has ears like Dumbo.

hometeam 01-16-2013 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9326289)
Sissyliano. He did preseason games for the Rams this year and was beyond awful.


He is on my tv all day every Sunday. I tend to watch lots of Red Zone channel on chiefs commercials/byes/afternoon game etc. His face is the only one you get to see on RZC~

Pasta Little Brioni 01-16-2013 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 9326299)
He is on my tv all day every Sunday. I tend to watch lots of Red Zone channel on chiefs commercials/byes/afternoon game etc. His face is the only one you get to see on RZC~

That is creepy beyond all hell.

houstonwhodat 01-16-2013 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9326289)
Sissyliano. He did preseason games for the Rams this year and was beyond awful.


I forget this bastards name but I hate him.

He needs to file a flight plan with the FAA with those ears.

And I hate Jaime Dukes too.

HC_Chief 01-16-2013 06:34 PM

Dick Vitale.
Hyperbole, baby! Ooooh! Ooooh! I gotta go fellate Coach Krychefskqwty and Roy Williams now, baby!! Ooooh!
:grr:

alpha_omega 01-16-2013 06:44 PM

I love Trent green, but I hate to hear him call a game.

JoeyChuckles 01-16-2013 07:44 PM

Somebodies gotta get Gus Johnson back to March Madness. He's too good in that arena.

NJChiefsFan 01-16-2013 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9324575)
I'd say the list of sportscasters I like is far smaller than the list of those that I don't

But I do like Collisworth, and don't dislike Dierdorf to the extent that most do, apparently.

I absolutely hate Jim Nantz and Phil Simms.

I'm the opposite. At least with Simms. Collinsworth drives me nuts. He exaggerates his point too much. I don't mind Mike Tirico. Really like Ian Eagle. Collinsworth and Grueden both drove me nuts this year.

GloryDayz 01-16-2013 07:58 PM

Horse-mouth Sharpe and ANYBODY speaking well of the ****ing Donks.

CaliforniaChief 01-16-2013 07:59 PM

Suzyn Waldman
Hawk Harrelson
Dan Dierdorf
Dan Fouts
Dick Vitale
Bill Walton

Rasputin 01-16-2013 08:00 PM

Have I mentioned I hate Heath Evens? The guy is a douche and speaks nothing but douchebaggery out of his mouth.

AussieChiefsFan 01-16-2013 08:30 PM

I actually like collinsworth. Bob costos annoys the shit outta me.

Dayze 01-17-2013 08:38 AM

Brad Nessler, Herbstreit, Lundquist, Danielson FTW.

FloridaMan88 01-17-2013 09:48 AM

Trent Dilfer can be grating on ESPN

WhiteWhale 01-17-2013 11:49 AM

I can't answer this question. It would be way easier to name the ones I don't hate.

Hootie 01-17-2013 11:53 AM

how can ANYONE hate Gus Johnson?

Frosty 01-17-2013 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 9327892)
Trent Dilfer can be grating on ESPN

I like Dilfer. However, you can tell Steve Young took too many shots to the head. Can't stand him and his rambling "thoughts" on QBs.

Radar Chief 01-17-2013 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9326701)
I actually like collinsworth.

I used to hate him in his early Inside the NFL days but have grown to appreciate his take. He’s usually dead on too.

Red And Yellow 01-17-2013 03:24 PM

The announcers for the cardinals put me to sleep everytime. Not sure of their names but they are monotone and boring

NJChiefsFan 01-17-2013 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9328185)
I like Dilfer. However, you can tell Steve Young took too many shots to the head. Can't stand him and his rambling "thoughts" on QBs.

Did you hear what Dilfer had to say, not only about Chiefs fans, but all die-hard fans during the cheering of Cassel incident?

AdumbGuy 01-18-2013 03:37 AM

Joe Buck is the worst. Collinsworth seems pretty smart; always thought he was one of the better ones.

chefs fan in omaha 01-18-2013 05:51 AM

Brent Musberger is the worst.

Bangs on the Huskers because he got an open container ticket 10 years ago.

Chiefshrink 01-18-2013 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh (Post 9324554)
Brent Musberger.
Thank God he doesn't ruin nfl games for me.

THIS !!

Dayze 01-18-2013 08:51 AM

hold on there pardner.

ping2000 01-18-2013 09:03 AM

How is Randy Cross not #1 on everyone's list? What a useless tool.

Dave Lane 01-18-2013 09:27 AM

All of them


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Chiefshrink 01-18-2013 09:49 AM

Steve "It's all about ME" Young as an analyst:shake:

"Bob" Dobbs 01-18-2013 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan (Post 9329924)
Did you hear what Dilfer had to say, not only about Chiefs fans, but all die-hard fans during the cheering of Cassel incident?

No. What?

Chaunceythe3rd 01-20-2013 12:15 AM

Deion Sanders and Michael Irvin. And Dan Dierdorf and his slobbering man-love for Ben Rothlisberger.

RunKC 01-20-2013 12:18 AM

Joe Buck and Phil Simms are the absolute worst IMO.

Buck is the most boring commentator in history. I hate that guy.

okcchief 01-20-2013 12:34 AM

There are loads of shitty ones, but Charles Davis annoys the ****ing piss out of me.

Rasputin 01-20-2013 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefshrink (Post 9330395)
Steve "It's all about ME" Young as an analyst:shake:

Still, not as bad as Herm Edwards. Every time he talks it's about when he was a player or what he did as a coach. He just can't get over himself and acts as if he needs proclomation from his peers to feel important in the business. Uhg, he just repels my interest when he talks.

Sorter 01-20-2013 02:20 AM

Any of the stupid ****s they pull to do college wrestling matches in the Big 12/10 for dual meets that aren't televised.

Granted, most of you aren't wrestling fans and this means nothing. However, they are without a doubt some of the most uneducated broadcasters in the history of sports. JFC. People listening to a nebraska/minny dual last year got two of them fired only to be replaced with the same level of moronic babble.


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