Did you know that children are already starting to call # a hashtag in everyday life, Sfeihc?

On tests in school, they look at Question #3 and say "Question hashtag 3".

In music classes, they ask how to play the note "C-hashtag"

Is that what you want? Is that all fine and dandy to you?

This is what the CP Mock thread has deteriorated into......

Back in the day I used to call people who liked the nose candy, "Hoover". As in they liked it so much they should have Hoover tattooed on their forehead because they suck that junk up like a vacuum cleaner.

First timer.....no clue.

That was something I did not know...

Not fine and dandy with me.

#hitthebookskids

Short leash.

Right, all the fresh faces in the CP Mock need to recognize this is NOT how you want to make a first impression. Have your draft game tight, my friends.:thumb:

#balla

Yeah but he has been on deck or on-the-clock for nearly 19 hours. :mad:

And? I don't expect people to be on here constantly checking.

#killhoover

Normally we would be like half way through the second round by now... (yes, I am exaggerating a little bit.)

And, what? There is a HUGE difference between constantly checking and 19.5 hours.

This is a rebuilding year for the CP Mock.

New guys replacing seasoned mock studs. It's basically just like the Chiefs offseason this year...

Hoover is our Jeff Linkenbach.

Cassel > Hoover

Brodie Croyle > Hoover

SNR = Hoover

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video pong > Hoover

Herbert Hoover's presidency > Hoover's drafting ability

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First timer? I created the CP mock draft, mother****er.

LMAO

This is why CP needs a wiki.

Hoover's username has never been more appropriate, because he really, really sucks.

There's also a joke in there somewhere about him being in a closet, but I'm not clever enough for that.

Hoover from Animal House > Hoover

You brought me into the fold if I remember correctly.:clap:

If it helps any, I know my pick 1a and 1b. There will be windows where I can't post but it will be in before sunrise.

At this rate, I will have a week before I have to pick for the Steelers. Hoover has an additional pick before then. LMAO

You can forward it to Pesty, sfeihc or Yours truly...

Send it to me. I've got BossChief's pick...so I can do yours right after his.

I read up on this for that?

#burstlost

Well, if nothing else, you know exactly who to blame.

Goddamn, Hoover. You're the 5th pick of the draft. Was checking in on it in the first two days not on your "to do" list?

YOU HAD ONE JOB.

Have we PM'd him?

Maybe Hoover is taking his job as Raiders GM too seriously and trying to **** it up as much as possible just like IRL.
:hmmm:

Multiple times.

New thread idea.....

The long, slow, arduous Bataan death march towards Hoover actually making a pick.

If Hoover misses the full 24 hours.....I'm making the pick for him and replacing him in the draft.

kccrow



#justsayin

dingleberry is next in line.

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Anybody have any fun YouTubes they've seen recently?

Somebody needs to post the "happy anniversary" Jimmy John's commercial. I was laughing for a week straight.

I'm ready coach put me in

We're going to go out there and win this one for Hoover. God bless his zombie bones.

You sound like Bobby Petrino's motorbike companion. LMAO

He is definitely living up to his name for you guys.

Hoover has until 4:41 AM on April 3rd to get his pick in. Otherwise that pick will be declared and dingleberry will take over for the Raiders and the Bears.

Make the Raiders draft Hoover, to maximize how much I hate both parties.

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Moar YouTubes while we wait.

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Dibs on Hoover's spot

I averaged less than an hour per pick one year- 2am picks included. And that was the Alt draft. I'm embarrassed for y'all.

We torched the alt mock last year.

Sure aren't keeping that pace this year...

Hoover just pm'ed me his pick With the fifth pick in the annual CP Mock The Oakland Raiders select Purple Drank, Jamarcus' Belly, School of Hard Knocks.

PM not sent

What the **** is going on in here?

Hoover's doing his damnedest to slay this mock in its crib.

Well, it sucks.

So when is Hoover's time up?

Time to turn an ocelot loose on Hoover.

This might have to happen.



CP Mock is nothing to **** around with.

I just sent him an email.

Also, a good idea (at least while this mock is running) is for everyone to turn on email notification of private messages so if you are on the clock, you not only get a pm, but you also get an email.

He hasn't posted since the 29th of march and only has a handful of posts in the last week or so.

Amen. Did you happen to catch the actor that plays Loki on BBC America's' Top Gear?

I watched it.


That show has yet to disappoint.

Some things the Brits just do better and that is one of them.

Hey Direckshun I've got a great youtube video to share.

It's the one where you shut the **** up and everybody else is a lot happier for it.

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Seriously, this is some epic bullshit.

No excuses (within reason). Hoover is a CP Mock vet.

Maybe we should ask if he's been banned.

One way or another let's get this thing moving tomorrow. Vets or noobs it doesn't matter we need to do some serious mocking to erase this pathetic start to the CP Mock.

**** it.

The Oakland Raiders select Sammy Watkins, WR, Clemson.

BossChief PMd me his pick.

The Atlanta Falcons select Khalil Mack, OLB\DE, Buffalo

Jspchief has been PMd

Had to be done, Pesty. He has had plenty of time to reach out, at this point I just hope everything is okay on a personal level with Hoover.

Now as far as those two picks go. ****! There goes my two favorite players.

The Tampa Bay Bucs select Greg Robinson, OT, Auburn

SNR gargles whale cum.

jspchief: remember to PM after you're done with your selection.

Gotta catch a flight at 6, so I'll make this quick.

Vikings need a QB more than Direckshun needs to become the middle segment of a human centipede. Derek Carr is garbage, and I hate him almost as much as I hate Direckshun. I hate how all these mock drafts are putting him in the top 10. That's bullshit, and I'm not falling for it.

The Vikings added a great piece to their secondary in Captain Munnerlyn to help across from the dramatically improved Xavier Rhodes. Realistically they STILL could use a CB, and having their choice of the best one in the draft is tempting. But... consider who the coach is. Mike Zimmer is going to run a hybrid 3-4/4-3. He'll need a Michael Johnson in this defense. Chad Greenway is nice to have, but he's not really the playmaker the Vikings will need. So they'll take him here and hope the idiot CPers don't take 6 more QBs before the 8th pick in the 2nd round.

The Minnesota Vikings select Anthony Barr, OLB, UCLA

Marco?

Polo

The Bills need some help at the OL to help protect last years 1st round QB and to help beef up their running game.

The Buffalo Bills select Jake Matthews, OT, Texas A&M.