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KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I've got a keg of Miller Lite... I've got a shot glass.... after I finish dinner, I'm gonna start up Century Club and see how far past 100 I can go. I gotta at least make 130 or I owe my neighbor $20.

I'll see you fuckers later... blurrily.
So... let me get this straight... you're drinking 100 shots of beer? Doesn't seem like its that much.

tk13 09-17-2005 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
F8ck you! I'd call you a racial slur if I knew what race you were. You golden arches bastard.
ROFL I'm not in any race, I'd prefer to sit here.

Miles 09-17-2005 02:48 AM
Throw me one of those cheesesteaks and ill toss you an IPA.

luv 09-17-2005 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

yeah, I'm hammerd. go **** yourself
I would, but I'm low on batteries. :(

Miles 09-17-2005 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
So... let me get this straight... you're drinking 100 shots of beer? Doesn't seem like its that much.
Drink it in a short period of time and it is. Havent done it since colllege but know it will ruin you.

luv 09-17-2005 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by luv2rite
I would, but I'm low on batteries. :(
I should say that bob is low on batteries.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Hon, next time you're in Phoenix I invite you to do it with me.
Okay... don't know when thats gonna be. but unless they're double shots I'll match your 130 and raise you an even 20. Deal???

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by luv2rite
I should say that bob is low on batteries.
take em out of your remote.

luv 09-17-2005 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Hon, next time you're in Phoenix I invite you to do it with me.
Careful, she might take you up on that...oh wait, you meant shots of beer.

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Bullshit..... **** I ran out of funny things to say... whish would suggest I ever started with any.... um.... why did the chicken cross the road? Cause ENdet was drunk@@@ hahahahah


yeah, I'm hammerd. go **** yourself
ROFL

And there you are, folks. There's your commercial advertisement for alcohol...

Miles 09-17-2005 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I hate IPA. It's my least favorite beer. But, thanks to you I'm tempted to walk for a cheesesteak.

thanks a lot, asshole.
Better than wheat beer.

tk13 09-17-2005 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by FloridaChief
ROFL

And there you are, folks. There's your commercial advertisement for alcohol...
It's Mr. Kotter approved.

Fire Me Boy! 09-17-2005 02:52 AM
1-ounce shot glass, that's 130 ounces... roughly a 12-pack.

luv 09-17-2005 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
take em out of your remote.
remote takes two, bob takes four. Hey...my camera!

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by luv2rite
Careful, she might take you up on that...oh wait, you meant shots of beer.
Uhh what do you mean by that?

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I'm not looking to go to the hospital to pump anyone's stomach, hon. Let's just drink socially, kay?
wooorks for me.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by tk13
It's Mr. Kotter approved.
hey did you just call me?

luv 09-17-2005 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
Uhh what do you mean by that?
Ummm, I think it's called joking around.

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
1-ounce shot glass, that's 130 ounces... roughly a 12-pack.
It's not the amount--it's the time phase. Just like the milk challenge....





...does this make sense....? Oh, w'll F it....

Fire Me Boy! 09-17-2005 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
You know.... if someone had videotapted the hour and a half of me turning from sober to reerun and showed it to hr high kids... none of them would ever drink. Christ... just listening to the stories I told.... ****ing mexican hookers.... snorrting coke.... who wants to live that?
I've seen pictures of you and that alone made me stop drinking.

Miles 09-17-2005 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I prefer wheat beers actually. IPAs just ain't my thing.
Yeah IPAs kinda sucks but not a fan of wheat either. Got stuck with the IPA from a sampler pack but i think im about to drink em.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by luv2rite
Ummm, I think it's called joking around.
Hmmm call me silly drunk but I thought you were implying that I'd **** him.

luv 09-17-2005 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Pay attention... 1.5 Sheezus, does your mother hold your hand on the walk to kindergarten, too?
The man is awful feisty when he's drunk.

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
You know.... if someone had videotapted the hour and a half of me turning from sober to reerun and showed it to hr high kids... none of them would ever drink.
You're so very wrong, but your heart's in the right place...

luv 09-17-2005 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
Hmmm call me silly drunk but I thought you were implying that I'd **** him.
I'm too prude and naive to imply anything like that, remember?

Fire Me Boy! 09-17-2005 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by FloridaChief
It's not the amount--it's the time phase. Just like the milk challenge....

...does this make sense....? Oh, w'll F it....
I left that part out... I knew that. I was leaving the time factor out of it. Just doing the math.



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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Pay attention... 1.5 Sheezus, does your mother hold your hand on the walk to kindergarten, too?
I haven't read anything but the last few posts. I didn't read that earlier.

Fire Me Boy! 09-17-2005 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
You stopping drinking wont' make you any prettier.
It don't help your looks either.

Miles 09-17-2005 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
You stopping drinking wont' make you any prettier.
And why would anyone want to stop drinkin.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by luv2rite
I'm too prude and naive to imply anything like that, remember?
Round here we call it cock-blocking, but call it what you want.
Anyways, carry on.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Wait... you're not going to fuck me? Aw, shucks... now I gotta cry myself to sleep.
Ive been warned to steer clear of you. hehehehe ;)

Fire Me Boy! 09-17-2005 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I don't need the help, bud. Least, 'cording to your moms.
Ah yes... the always-good fallback "mom" joke. :shake:

tk13 09-17-2005 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Wait... you're not going to fuck me? Aw, shucks... now I gotta cry myself to sleep.
Yeah, after tonight you'll be the first person to actually have beer in your tears instead of the other way around.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:14 AM
ENDelt u hit the floor or what?

tk13 09-17-2005 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
ENDelt u hit the floor or what?
That'd be my guess. I'm guessing you're probably soon to follow over there Kingpin.

Miles 09-17-2005 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
ENDelt u hit the floor or what?
Might have gone to get some grub.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by tk13
That'd be my guess. I'm guessing you're probably soon to follow over there Kingpin.
Not if you have anything to do with it.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Miles
Might have gone to get some grub.
Is that another word for the toilet bowl?? blahhhhhhh

tk13 09-17-2005 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
Not if you have anything to do with it.
At least that's what you're hoping, anyway... :)

Miles 09-17-2005 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
Is that another word for the toilet bowl?? blahhhhhhh
Nah late night food.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by tk13
At least that's what you're hoping, anyway... :)
hahaha. scartch my last comment. Cocky ass! Third strike.. you're out. (heheh nothing but love here T)

Miles 09-17-2005 03:22 AM
Goodbye Blue Sky.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Miles
Nah late night food.
hehehe I know... I was making a funny, or at least trying to. hahaha

Ultra Peanut 09-17-2005 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Pay attention... 1.5 Sheezus, does your mother hold your hand on the walk to kindergarten, too?
OH MY GOD, HE'S GETTING BELLIGERENT!

Ultra Peanut 09-17-2005 03:27 AM
NO, WORSE... DISIGERENT!

tk13 09-17-2005 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
hahaha. scartch my last comment. Cocky ass! Third strike.. you're out. (heheh nothing but love here T)
:) Hehe.. oh you know I'm teasing. As long as you don't kick my "cocky" ass at bowling.

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by tk13
:) Hehe.. oh you know I'm teasing. As long as you don't kick my ass at bowling.
I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.
I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by tk13
:) Hehe.. oh you know I'm teasing. As long as you don't kick my "cocky" ass at bowling.
that'll come soon enough. I'm gonna jump in the showaa to try to sober up a tad bit. I'll call you in a while. goodnight everyoneeeeeeee.

Miles 09-17-2005 03:31 AM
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon

Miles 09-17-2005 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
that'll come soon enough. I'm gonna jump in the showaa to try to sober up a tad bit. I'll call you in a while. goodnight everyoneeeeeeee.
Weak.

tk13 09-17-2005 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by FloridaChief
I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.
I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.
Or I'm in a box, and I am gonna eat.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Miles
Weak.
what?

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Miles
You reached for the secret too soon, you cried for the moon
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,
Rode on the steel breeze...

Miles 09-17-2005 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
what?
So your not going to sleep then.

Miles 09-17-2005 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by FloridaChief
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision,
Rode on the steel breeze...
Come on you raver, you seer of visions, come on you painter,
you piper, you prisoner, and shine

Rausch 09-17-2005 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Miles
And why would anyone want to stop drinkin.
http://image12.webshots.com/13/9/81/...3ALRIQf_ph.jpg

luv 09-17-2005 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch
Am I the only one unable to see this?

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Miles
So your not going to sleep then.
Well I wasnt going to sleep... just asleep from the planet. But... I've changed my mind. for now.

Rausch 09-17-2005 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by luv2rite
Am I the only one unable to see this?
Yes...

Miles 09-17-2005 03:43 AM
And if you sit,
Don't make a sound.
Pick your feet up off the ground.

luv 09-17-2005 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch
Yes...
Oh well.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted by luv2rite
Am I the only one unable to see this?
If you see a white box with a red X then no youre not the only one.

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 03:48 AM
I guess it's my turn again...
 
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Originally Posted by Miles
And if you sit,
Don't make a sound.
Pick your feet up off the ground.
And if you hear as the warm night falls
The silver sound from a time so strange,
Sing to me, sing to me.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by FloridaChief
And if you hear as the warm night falls
The silver sound from a time so strange,
Sing to me, sing to me.
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling
Summer evening birds are calling...

Miles 09-17-2005 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
When that fat old sun in the sky is falling
Nice

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by FloridaChief
Summer evening birds are calling...
Children's laughter in my ears te last sunlight disappears

Miles 09-17-2005 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
Children's laughter in my ears te last sunlight disappears
A silver sound from a tongue so strange
Sing to me, sing to me

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:58 AM
So all aboard for the American tour and maybe youll make it to the top.
And mind how you go and I can tell you, 'cause I know u may find it hard to get off.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Sorry I left you guys for a minute. Had to walk up to the Philly Sandwich Co and get a pizza steak. It was so worth the walk. Mmmm.... thtat was good.
good i was about to book a flight to pheonix to help you off the ground. wheeew.

Ultra Peanut 09-17-2005 04:00 AM
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Do this and film it!

Miles 09-17-2005 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Sorry I left you guys for a minute. Had to walk up to the Philly Sandwich Co and get a pizza steak. It was so worth the walk. Mmmm.... thtat was good.
Bad influance on you. Nice to have good drunk grub across the street. All the shit here closes at 2:00.

luv 09-17-2005 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Sorry I left you guys for a minute. Had to walk up to the Philly Sandwich Co and get a pizza steak. It was so worth the walk. Mmmm.... thtat was good.
So Miles was right. He went for food.

luv 09-17-2005 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Miles
Bad influance on you. Nice to have good drunk grub across the street. All the shit here closes at 2:00.
Don't feel bad. It closes earlier than that here.

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 04:02 AM
Don't buy drugs. Buy some rims!

"They spinnin' n*gger, they spinnin'..."

Miles 09-17-2005 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
So all aboard for the American tour and maybe youll make it to the top.
And mind how you go and I can tell you, 'cause I know u may find it hard to get off.
Nice random track.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Miles
Nice random track.
hahah I'm in a random mood... thought I'd switch it up a bit.

Rausch 09-17-2005 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I got belligerent aroudn shot 70. If Zach were on to offer space, I could post the video to prove it.
I'm getting really tired of that bitch complaining about supporting my bandwith...

FloridaChief 09-17-2005 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt
So all aboard for the American tour and maybe youll make it to the top.
And mind how you go and I can tell you, 'cause I know u may find it hard to get off.
You shout in your sleep.
Perhaps the price is just too stepp.
Is your conscience at rest if once put to the test?
You awake with a start to just the beating of your heart.
Just one man beneath the sky,
Just two ears, just two eyes.

KChiefsQT 09-17-2005 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Feel free to come on out. Pack the KB... uh, wherever you think they wont' find it.
Yeah no probelm... I'm a pro by now. hehe

Ultra Peanut 09-17-2005 04:06 AM
Even Siberia goes through the motions.
Hold out and hold up;
Hold down the window. Outbound, river,
Hold out the morning that comes into view. Bluetail, tailfly.
River running right on over my head.


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