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Reerun_KC 12-11-2012 10:19 PM
Share the details clay

J Diddy 12-11-2012 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201219)
Do you think she'll like my profile?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=48126261
That is ****ing hilarious.
LMAO

Demonpenz 12-11-2012 10:25 PM
sometimes gochiefs is really funny.

Demonpenz 12-11-2012 10:26 PM
checking it down LMAO

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 10:26 PM
You ain't seen nothing yet. This girl really wants to bone FratMatt.

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 10:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xLRUb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Nh75N.jpg

Chief Pote 12-11-2012 10:30 PM
We need details.

Demonpenz 12-11-2012 10:32 PM
omaha joke was off the chain.

Chief Pote 12-11-2012 10:33 PM
Omaha...Omaha LMAOLMAO

ghak99 12-11-2012 10:33 PM
LMAO LMAO I'm ****ing rolling reading those messages.

In58men 12-11-2012 10:34 PM
OMAHA OMAHA!!!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Munson 12-11-2012 10:34 PM
Tell her you love the fetal position. LMAO

hometeam 12-11-2012 10:35 PM
graded out perfectly!

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 10:38 PM
This is ridiculous. LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/e76ID.jpg

Chief_For_Life58 12-11-2012 10:40 PM
hahahaha what a dumb bitch

keg in kc 12-11-2012 10:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201363)
This is ridiculous.
I think you lost her by this point.

hometeam 12-11-2012 10:41 PM
Shes losing interest, she knows your a ****in whack job~

Reerun_KC 12-11-2012 10:43 PM
Holy shit dude.

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 10:45 PM
welp, running low on lol

http://i.imgur.com/Sot46.jpg

Sannyasi 12-11-2012 10:46 PM
That is amazing.

CoMoChief 12-11-2012 10:49 PM
Only if I get to Godzilla-stomp on the model train set when we're finished.

Rasputin 12-11-2012 10:50 PM
The double post was funny Q LMAO

T-post Tom 12-11-2012 10:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9201094)


Con: If he joins in your schwarts may get twisted
They call that "red vining", right?

T-post Tom 12-11-2012 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9201179)
Might I suggest that you use a strategy of negotiation? Perhaps you can tell her that you will indulge her fantasy and follow all of her wishes, but the next day she needs to do the same for you.

When she asks, start with something reasonably acceptable like, "Do the anal thing again, but from [pick a position]. And there are a few more details, minor stuff."

When she asks about the details, start her with something relatively common like, "You're wearing handcuffs". Plus a few other details.

Keep her going, and keep getting more outrageous, but do it slowly. See how far you can get her to agree before she thinks you're the most disgusting pervert who ever walked the planet. I will give you rep if you can get her to Level 9, which involves, among other things, being observed by a group of masturbating women in burqas. And a few more details.
I want to party with you, cowboy.

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 10:58 PM
Wheeeeeeee

http://i.imgur.com/7jf1c.jpg

Sorter 12-11-2012 10:58 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...3389263&page=1

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...5381751&page=1

ROFL enjoy

Sorter 12-11-2012 10:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201418)
Oh my god LMAO

Easy 6 12-11-2012 11:00 PM
Havent seen page six or seven yet, but this could be a true bolt from the blue late breaking candidate for HOF thread of 2012...

T-post Tom 12-11-2012 11:02 PM
LMAO Well done, Clay.

Sorter 12-11-2012 11:03 PM
"I hate pressure"

Lost. ROFL

Easy 6 12-11-2012 11:04 PM
Beloved Rose: I'm not a piece of ass, but why not have fun once in a while.

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:05 PM
Annnd we're done.

http://i.imgur.com/frdUR.jpg

Sorter 12-11-2012 11:07 PM
LMAO:

"I used to go out with a Kirstie Tynes"

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:08 PM
Hopefully anal girl will get back to CheckingItDownTo****!

Strongside 12-11-2012 11:13 PM
Just checked back in to see how this turned out. Could not be happier.

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:14 PM
There is some hot KC tail on POF though. Wow.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/...60122876.2.jpg

DaKCMan AP 12-11-2012 11:15 PM
Clay

:wayne:

In58men 12-11-2012 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201450)
There is some hot KC tail on POF though. Wow.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/...60122876.2.jpg
To skinny

/omaha

Strongside 12-11-2012 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201450)
There is some hot KC tail on POF though. Wow.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/...60122876.2.jpg
No bullshit I think this might be a friend of mine...looks like her and I recognize the room. Username!?

Sorter 12-11-2012 11:17 PM
Can we make a Daboll profile?

Strongside 12-11-2012 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9201456)
Can we make a Daboll profile?
That would attract some real winners.

Sorter 12-11-2012 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9201459)
That would attract some real winners.
I think it might provide some lulz.

Strongside 12-11-2012 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9201470)
I think it might provide some lulz.
Tons...literally

Easy 6 12-11-2012 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201450)
There is some hot KC tail on POF though. Wow.

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/...60122876.2.jpg
Slenderoni...

Sorter 12-11-2012 11:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9201472)
Tons...literally
ROFL

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:36 PM
LMFAO

http://i.imgur.com/2Bb3O.jpg

Sorter 12-11-2012 11:37 PM
^^^http://i38.tinypic.com/1ovjut.jpg

L.A. Chieffan 12-11-2012 11:38 PM
u should just bang her dude. she's desperate.

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9201455)
No bullshit I think this might be a friend of mine...looks like her and I recognize the room. Username!?
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40777590

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 9201498)
u should just bang her dude. she's desperate.
I don't even live in KC. LMAO

tk13 12-11-2012 11:41 PM
Humanity is doomed.

Unsmooth-Moment 12-11-2012 11:42 PM
Trollolololol

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9201501)
Humanity is doomed.
Told you Cassel was a douche.

I wonder if any POF sluts would be interested in...the Chocolatiest Penis in the AFC West.

tk13 12-11-2012 11:47 PM
I'll give you credit, you're definitely better than Romeo Crennel. He hasn't been able to get Matt Cassel to score in like 6 weeks.

Sorter 12-11-2012 11:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 9201510)
I'll give you credit, you're definitely better than Romeo Crennel. He hasn't been able to get Matt Cassel to score in like 6 weeks.
http://s5.tinypic.com/9gbvd2.jpg

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:51 PM
He didn't score. He got some pressure and immediately gave up.

dirk digler 12-11-2012 11:54 PM
LMAO You are awesome Clay

LiveSteam 12-11-2012 11:56 PM
LMAOLMAOLMAO

Hammock Parties 12-11-2012 11:56 PM
did u guys get the jared allen joke

cus i really liked that one

Sorter 12-11-2012 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201527)
did u guys get the jared allen joke

cus i really liked that one
I did chuckle at it

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 12:06 AM
Here's a screenshot of the account in case it gets nuked.

http://i.imgur.com/0hPa6.jpg

Who wants the keys for round two? LMAO

Sorter 12-12-2012 12:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201532)
Here's a screenshot of the account in case it gets nuked.

http://i.imgur.com/0hPa6.jpg

Who wants the keys for round two? LMAO
Can someone shoop these on Cassel?

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/f.../analparty.jpg

Easy 6 12-12-2012 12:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9201518)
Worst part about cruise, even in a "candid" interview, he's acting... Rock Hudrock.

/end bummer parade

DenverChief 12-12-2012 12:58 AM
OMAHA! OMAHA! LMFAO ROFL :LOL: I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time this thread is epic and bound for the HOC

Fairplay 12-12-2012 01:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jTMMR.gif

Hootie 12-12-2012 01:12 AM
I'd take a Cassholing.

listopencil 12-12-2012 01:12 AM
Oh shit, Omaha got me.

Sorter 12-12-2012 01:17 AM
"I'm not good with putting on hats"

ROFL

Fairplay 12-12-2012 01:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9201532)

Who wants the keys for round two? LMAO


Sorter was picked King noob let's see what he can do.

TLO 12-12-2012 01:37 AM
This is ****ing hilarious! Is Sorter on? I think he needs a shot. Or Clay could go again.

TLO 12-12-2012 01:38 AM
I think a Dwayne Bowe one would be fantastic.

Sorter 12-12-2012 01:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9201640)
I think a Dwayne Bowe one would be fantastic.
Bowe, Daboll, maybe Winston lol

TLO 12-12-2012 01:40 AM
Let's keep this shit going!

Sorter 12-12-2012 01:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9201638)
This is ****ing hilarious! Is Sorter on? I think he needs a shot. Or Clay could go again.
If Clay wants me to take over the Cassel, I can this starting on Thursday. I think a Bowe one has potential though and I don't want to intrude on his baby.

Unsmooth-Moment 12-12-2012 02:08 AM
Did you ever get a response from the corn hole girl in the OP?

teedubya 12-12-2012 02:43 AM
Epic.

WhiteWhale 12-12-2012 06:24 AM
I'll never understand what kind of guy wants to see the girl he loves ****ed in the ass by a stranger.

mdchiefsfan 12-12-2012 06:42 AM
This has potential.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-12-2012 06:47 AM
ROFL Holy ****! OMAHA! OMAHA! I lost, hard. This whole thread is full of win.

Make a profile that says "Takeitinthecasshole".

Sorter 12-12-2012 06:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9201756)
ROFL Holy ****! OMAHA! OMAHA! I lost, hard. This whole thread is full of win.

Make a profile that says "Takeitinthecasshole".
I think The plan is a Bowe, Daboll or Winston profile next unless anyone can come up with a better person.


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