Does he know you still have a penis? I'm a fan of full disclosure.

I think the food you're looking for is Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Coincidentally, I just read this the other day about a man in a woman's body.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=116199


Your situation is different, though, right?

Ooooh....and to think of all the times I've called him a Nancy boy over the soccer thing.

Nobody would want to sex me up. Trust me, it's not an issue.

I've learned from the media that we can only be murderers or murder victims.

I'm scared to see how long this thread will be by the time I get to work tonight... after not having read it for 7 hours.

Wow. *pause*

*still pausing*

Shit, I got nothing.

At some point, I'll probably be asked to prune the length.

"I think it sucks."

Funny, so will Psi!

No, no... you can be the best damn transgendered person you can be! You go, girl!

Or traffic cops.

Please don't until tomorrow! I don't want to miss anything.

ROFL

Hopefully Psi will get a real doctor to do it.

Best of luck to you in your persuit of happiness! :thumb:


Oh, by the way, Elton John is gay. NTTIAWWT

That's the only reason I don't believe him..... or her.

Quite frankly, I think the only reason PsicoSIS started this thread was because he was jealous of all the attention Nick Athan was receiving.

Delt and Phobs - I really don't understand this about not believing Psi - I am sure it happens to lots of people.

Like Kevin.

Difference is that Kevin was probably caught by his dad leaving for the prom in a prom dress and beaten severely and that is why he never came out.

This thread reminds me of a movie I once saw,I wanted to turn away but just couldn't.
http://www.celebrationtheatre.com/images/hedwig.jpg

Is it too late for me to post "WTF is going on here?"?

So, if you are transgendered do you still whip it every chance you get?

Be who you want to be, and what you want to be. And to hell with anyone who won't support that!

Nope... just apparently not all that picky when I've been drinking. :hmmm:

Christmas party a few years back we took our employees and their S/O out for dinner.One of my salesgirls bf orders a $20 steak and literally smothers it in ketchup.I was like that kid in To Kill A Mockingbird when I looked at him and said,"what in the same hell are you doing?"

female? pics plz.

My inlaws marinate EVERYTHING. Bastards once marinated bacon-wrapped filet mignons... I came unglued! Told them I wanted steak flavored steak and to NEVER marinate my steaks again... I brought those steaks as a special occasion and was gone for 7 minutes to the store to pick up whipped cream for the pies mom-in-law made. When I came back those filets were sitting in worchester and red wine. :banghead: :cuss:

Who else wants to come out? Do we have any sheep molesters in the house? Do any of you have three nipples? How about lingerie wearers? There's got to be some other good hidden stuff here.

I've never actually molested a sheep technically. I may have mo-lusted after a sheep though. Is this the type of dirt you're seeking or is that whole pink socks story tragedy enough?

Oops. He caught ya Delt.

Technically, it's called a "nubbin".

Nah, the pink shock [sic] saga is enough for me although there are going to be some nervous sheep owners in the rural areas surrounding KC now.

Is this a confession?

Not until Mr. Kotter says so.

I feel gullible now.

Way to go psi, I'm going home today a little more cynical.

I must have missed the whole Mr. Kotter thing. Not surprising since he's in a different Planet Caste than me.

I thought the girl..uh..person in The Crying Game was sorta hot.......at least in the first part of the movie.

Are you trying to trick her into giving you the first piece?

you are henceforth forbidden to eat any steak--- you are sick



Psi, I for one am happy that you are a girl. I was just telling mcan last night how funny I thought you are, and we need more girls with a good sense of humor.

I think to save money you should try to poke your own outee, in.

A real psicho would eat the frank and beans.

Thats hard core.

I'll probably never call you a chic/broad or girl though.....even if you buy some pink meat curtains to match your sheets.

Is this why you've never hit on me?

If anybody knew your previous handle was JimmyGump, you wouldn't get hit on either.

Very good point oh wise Moderator. (Thanks for outing me...now Nasium won't be buying me any more beers)

I never hit on gump for 2 reasons.
1. I'm married.
2. Every poster on the board, in my mind is a 300lb plummer named Earl until I'm proven differently.

Psi...so what? You are still "Psicosis", the quick-witted, quirky bulletin board poster who keeps me in stitches. I appreciate your courage, but it doesn't change who you are in my mind. The only difference is that now I am guessing I won't be having your love child.

If that doesn't change him back around, nothing will.

I wonder if psicosis is sitting there wondering why he held this in for so long now. Not sure I have read a single personal attack in the entire thread that wasn't done with 100% jest. Just one of the things you have to love about the planet.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


:D You get a rep for that one dude.


I havn't laughed that hard in a long time.


:)




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Look at it this way... that can make the bean bag into a purse... or am I being too generous.. ok.. maybe something that will hold a penny or 2

If that wasn't just an invitation for some dumbass to jump in, I don't know what is....;)

:shake:

Kotter would have thrown a "told ya so" in here by now if my big secret had been that I actually was a founding member of NAMBLA.

I don't know if this is what skydiving is like, but at least my parachute opened and I'm coasting towards the ground on this jump. Still shaking, but coasting. "Big money, big money, no wind gusts, STOP!"

300 lb. Plummer or plumber?

Yeah...Thats exactly what I invision the gals you all flirt with looking like.

Well, I feel better anyway...

I feel dirty...

But hey... at least I added the framed picture of the "good ol' days."

She's not 300 lbs and she's not a plumber if that helps. I think Brad will back me on this as will MCF.

Nope.

Ninja-Nurse is definitely not a 300 lb man.

When did you take all the relective surfaces out of your house?

Well I don't believe it...maybe because it's Friday the 13th and Psi has always been so funny and witty, but I just don't believe it.

About the same time you tried growing a sense of humor.


:D


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How did you know?
My secret's out: I'm really a 312lb out of work heating and air conditioning repairman. I live with my mom who loves to cook chicken fried steak for me breakfast, lunch and dinner.
That cute girl I hired to go to the banquet was just posing as me to cover up my lies. She felt really akward there around all you people who she didn't know, and she was really pissed later when all I had to pay her with was some chicken fried steak.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd. I am so turned on by fat HVAC chicks.

I gotta ask....are you serious about going to a game with anybody on this board that pays the 75 dollars? I mean you would really go with any guy that pays for your ticket?:hmmm:

Why not, she could meet them at Dartgod's tailgating section, then hang out there afterwards, only has to be with the guy for the time of the game. Hell, I'd have a hard time turning down free tickets.

pretty much, yeah
I really want to go to games, and I don't have any money now that I'm graduating and haven't gotten a job.
I'll be as safe as I can. I'll let everyone know where I am, stay in public view at all times, etc.
Honestly, this is a long-shot deal. I didn't really think anyone would take me up on it. But if anyone will pay for my ticket to a game, as long as they're not a serial killer or some psychopath, I'm going!

yeah, that too :)

So whats in it for the guy that takes you to the game??

$75 can get a nice piece of ass in most places.

I mean a guy has got to have SOMETHING to show for his money!


:D



J/K


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So...sociopath is okay, then, right?

Well thanks Larry.

I met your unt-double at the tailgate. She was a pretty good kisser but could have used a tictac, and her phone in her back pocket gave me a charlie horse in the thigh. While we didn't fully consumate the relationship, I was glad to give her the wetnap before leaving the porta-john.

Really? Cracks knuckles.......

Or just mildly schizophrenic?




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Well, if that is a picture of you in your avatar, you might have to use that extra ticket for your balls.

Congrats on taking what must be a very big step for you.
I don't know whether to slap you on the back or pat you on the ass but congrats all the same.

ROFL

Thats what I was thinking. ROFL

Psi,

1. In the four years you've posted here, you have never ceased to amaze and amuse me. The trend continues although this one was certainly unexpected.

2. I will personally fly to Memphis and sexually reassign you w/ a Vietnam war-era napalm sprayer and a rusty hatchet if your "coming out" results in a change in your posting style-it's just too damned entertaining to lose.

3. Boa Sorte.

McCauley Caulkin 7 year old voice from Home Alone 1 on/ Is this a joke?

ROFL

You cutter!

You're Portuguese?