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Goapics1 07-01-2005 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach
"Hello, my name is Levi, and I am an certified Levi's jeans inspector. I am here to inspect your jeans to determine if they are in good condition."

:shrug:

I am sure he would be getting laid all the time with that line.

leviw 07-01-2005 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox
You are not fooling any of us with that Levi W business. Clearly your user name is an anagram of "Evil W". Shouldn't you be raising Skip's gas prices or something, Mr. President?

Busted.

leviw 07-01-2005 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by apics1
I am sure he would be getting laid all the time with that line.

Busted again.

mlyonsd 07-01-2005 10:33 AM

Does anyone know how you find out one's 'member #'?

For example, I came over from the Star at the planet's inception and would like to know where I rank as far as members joined. I think alanm figured out he was the 33rd member to join and thought it would be interesting to know.

ptlyon 07-01-2005 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd
Does anyone know how you find out one's 'member #'?

For example, I came over from the Star at the planet's inception and would like to know where I rank as far as members joined. I think alanm figured out he was the 33rd member to join and thought it would be interesting to know.

Push the profie button. You're # 68.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=68

Phobia 07-01-2005 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by leviw
All very true. I forgot to mention the ever classic, "Oh, Levi. That's a great Jewish name."

And I'm sure it would be, if I were Jewish.

Clearly, you're not Jewish. You're posting on ChiefsPlanet while most Jewish dudes are at the bank counting their money.

chiefs4me 07-01-2005 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
I'm guessing it's chiefs4me.




ROFL......it is you he is talking about. :rolleyes:

Goapics1 07-01-2005 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon
Push the profie button. You're # 68.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=68

geezus, I'm number 5518.

ptlyon 07-01-2005 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by apics1
geezus, I'm number 5518.

N00b.


ROFL

chiefs4me 07-01-2005 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
There are 70 members and 30 guests looking right now. I KNOW that some of you, whose username's we've never seen before are Thinking about posting.

let me Push you over that line.

At least pop in and say hi, how long you've been lurking and what you enjoy and or dislike about the board.

Come on in...the water's fine.




you are so full of crap..you just want new posters to post so you can pick on them...what's a matter, tired of the old bunch...you are not fooling anyone with this nicey nicey killer attitude....we know that you are setting them up for the kill....:rolleyes:

KUalum 07-01-2005 10:43 AM

I'm not new, just quiet.
I joined in Aug of '02.
I have a total of 81 posts in almost 3 years.
I do visit the planet daily. I always find some funny stuff, some crazy stuff and a bunch of strong opinions about my favorite professional sports team.
I am a big KU fan (and yes I am glad Giddens is gone).
Oh the dirt:
I'm 30 and purchased my 1st home this spring. I have a fat cat named Boozer who is 5 and a golden retriever named Phoebe who is 11 months. Both of my "kids" are adopted from animal shelters.

Over-Head 07-01-2005 10:43 AM

Over-Head here.
A member by the name of Badger told me about the Planet via the old Ra!ders Locker room.
He a Chiefs fan, me a Ra!ders fan, seemed to get along. (I know, I know but hell it’s my story so pizz off!)
Anyway, my first vist wen’t ok, then the second one saw me get into a hey I can talk tough on line fight with Hawianboy, which he won, OH BOY did he win. :banghead:

I made a thread with an apology, and life went on. :(

There’s a few of us Ra!der fans who are actually tolerated around here.

It took a while but I finally fit in around here.
Now if a Fader can make 4000 posts on a Chiefs board, ANYONE can make a spot to sit at the bar around here!

I’ve made quite a few Internet friends here.

And there always here to pick on me during the reg season. :cuss:

ct 07-01-2005 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by leviw
I wonder...when my parents named me Levi, did they think that I'd ever hear, "You mean, Levi, like the jeans?" or "Levi Strauss...(insert girly laugh)". I should inquire about that.

Religious parents? Leviticus perhaps...

Personally I think the name Levi kicks a$$!

Iowanian 07-01-2005 10:44 AM

I've had a couple of PMs asking "what the Mike Keck incident was about".

Legit question.

When I started posting at the star(reading mostly) there was a poster by that name. He was somewhat of a bully from what I recall, and ended up challenging basically every poster on the board to a fight at the airport. He posted his number at work, some called it(claiming to be me in some cases)......and I know Phobia was taunting him that he was going to meet him and yadayadayada.

The guy said he was a Secret agent etc......thats the gist....Others may wish to expound. I think my first Internet "L-O-L" came from a quick rendition of "Secret Aaaaaagent Keck" the musical.

leviw 07-01-2005 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach
Well, what you could do is go something like approach a hot babe who is wearing Levi's jeans and go something like

"Hello, my name is Levi, and I am an certified Levi's jeans inspector. I am here to inspect your jeans to determine if they are in good condition."

:shrug:

Great way to show ownership, too...

http://www.marshallsclothingcompany....womens_pic.jpg

leviw 07-01-2005 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by coryt
Religious parents? Leviticus perhaps...

Personally I think the name Levi kicks a$$!

My dad just liked the name I think. Thanks, though, I like the name, but I can't take credit for it. My parents did give it to me.

Iowanian 07-01-2005 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
you are so full of crap..you just want new posters to post so you can pick on them...what's a matter, tired of the old bunch...you are not fooling anyone with this nicey nicey killer attitude....we know that you are setting them up for the kill....:rolleyes:

Not here, and not today flo.

It has nothing to do with how long a person has been here.......its about content. You stick your head in the toilet every day, beg people to flush, and then spend a week crying about the Swirley to your BeeHive hairdo. You're * * to my iggy, to spare the board from this continuous crap. I'm done with it.

Pennywise 07-01-2005 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
you are so full of crap..you just want new posters to post so you can pick on them...what's a matter, tired of the old bunch...you are not fooling anyone with this nicey nicey killer attitude....we know that you are setting them up for the kill....:rolleyes:




Go stuff your head 3 feet up a bulls ass for an hour and take a little timeout.

Dave Lane 07-01-2005 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
I'm Iowanian and I'll be your tour guide today Please remain seated at all times while the Tram is moving, and as always, thankyou for visiting Chiefsplanet.....[/nasal crackled speaker recited speach voice]

This issue has been coming up in several recent conversations....that new posters and those who don't post often, don't feel welcome, or comfortable to make comment. The Offseason, when its slow, is as good a time as any, to wade into the pool.

Let me say, that prior to joining the planet(a new start) I was very uncomfortable posting at the star.....because "these internet people seem to know each other". I sort of felt like I was interupting someones conversation at a cafe or something. It took "the mike keck incident" to make me just do the cannonball into the pool. I wasn't comfortable until I had an oportunity for a fresh start, when chiefsplanet came online....and it took awhile after that.

Every poster has a story and a personality. Those who have been here a long time, probably know enough about each other's lives to scare the shit out of all of us....just from accumulation of tidbits through the years.

This is your Oportunity to step forward. Introduce yourself. This is a safe place. Let us get to know you, and if anyone is a prick for no reason on this thread, I'll stick my thumb in their Router.

Enjoy this comlimentary coupon for all newer posters for 1 free oportunity, after reading Iowani-commentary for years-months-weeks to sign the fan book, or tell me I'm an ________________.

Welcome.


Thats the thing about Iowanian he so rarely speaks his mind, he's kinda shy and reserved and polite. If we could just get him to open up a little bit you know let out his feelings...

ROFL

Dave

ct 07-01-2005 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon
Push the profie button. You're # 68.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=68

Heh, I'm 57, yet a mere 10% in post count from many of those original Star refugees.

Pennywise 07-01-2005 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium



Is that a shitsplat?

mlyonsd 07-01-2005 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon
Push the profie button. You're # 68.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=68

Tanks.

cdcox 07-01-2005 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon
Push the profie button. You're # 68.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=68


User numbers 3 through 16 are not used, just in case anyone wants to know their true birth order.

Goapics1 07-01-2005 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox
3 through 16 are not used,.

why dat?

Calcountry 07-01-2005 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by brorth
Hi.
I'm Ben.
I like the Chiefs.
I don't like Star Wars or fantasy football.
I enjoy Magellan gin, rocks.
I enjoy watching people smash each other when I can't smash other people.
I like a few of you, can tolerate most of you, and the few that seem to suck ass, everyone agrees they suck ass.
Thank you

Oh, and gochiefs is teh ghey

Hi, I am bunny, The first thing I think of when I wake up is, the Planet. yeah, I'm a little nervous, this is my first meeting.

The last thing I think of when I go to bed, , is the Planet.

I am a Planeteer, and have been dirty and Planetoided Since October 2003, joined during the big winning streak In 2003, so that makes me kind of a Bandwagon Planetrdr.

cdcox 07-01-2005 11:00 AM

You'd have to ask #2.

Goapics1 07-01-2005 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox
You'd have to ask #2.

who dat, phil?

chiefs4me 07-01-2005 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Not here, and not today flo.

It has nothing to do with how long a person has been here.......its about content. You stick your head in the toilet every day, beg people to flush, and then spend a week crying about the Swirley to your BeeHive hairdo. You're * * to my iggy, to spare the board from this continuous crap. I'm done with it.




content fine.....the simple fact is you think you are the only one that knows football.....and when someone posts something you don't agree with.....well then they are idiots or wrong.....:rolleyes:

maybe we would have more new poster if you would change your attitude...and by the way...I wish the mods could look at my pm's...I have had to clean my pm box out 3 times in 2 days for all the pm's telling me they don't agree with certain posters and the dirty name calling, or why do they do the dirty name calling....you want tochange this board and get new poster...the change needs to start with YOU...:harumph:

and I don't give a flying **** if you put me on ignore or not...I am not here for YOU....I also don't give a **** what you think of me and my football knowledge....I deal with little men like you every day....squash them like the bug they are....now kiss my ass and have a nice day.

cdcox 07-01-2005 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by apics1
who dat, phil?

It's a secret, but I'll let you in on it since it is be nice to noobs day.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2

keg in kc 07-01-2005 11:05 AM

Wait a second, you've posted about football?

Goapics1 07-01-2005 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by cdcox
It's a secret, but I'll let you in on it since it is be nice to noobs day.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2

Austin chief, he is offline. Thanks.

Brando 07-01-2005 11:12 AM

I am Brando and although I am short in stature I am not a midget as Phil would lead you to believe. It is only because his head is larger than the average bear that I appear so small to him.
If Chagrin is FAX then welcome! I can't pick a fight with someone that appreciates Quagmire.
Two myths have been dispelled by this thread:
1)Ioranian has no heart
2)There are actually intelligent folk in the "Pork it's the other white meat" State

Goapics1 07-01-2005 11:16 AM

I no longer feel like a noob. Ghostof just neg rep'd me for no reason!

ct 07-01-2005 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando
I am Brando and although I am short in stature I am not a midget as Phil would lead you to believe. It is only because his head is larger than the average bear that I appear so small to him.
...

ROFL ROFL

Not sure why, never met Phil or even seen his person (not that person), but this just cracked me up!

Lzen 07-01-2005 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by apics1
I no longer feel like a noob. Ghostof just neg rep'd me for no reason!

:LOL: I guess that makes you part of the "in" crowd now.

Brando 07-01-2005 11:19 AM

One more thing for any nOObs out there. Don't be scared off because people sling shit at each other on here. I had a difficult go of it a few months back and met some incredible people through the Planet.
This is a family albeit a dysfunctional one. We have our closeted gay uncle with herpes (Phobia), our drunken asshole father (ENDelt), the creepy cousin that gets on everyone's nerves (GoQueef), and the naggin mothers that shall remain nameless.
The important thing is that we all will stick together and stomp the mudhole of any asshole in Silver and Black, Orange and Blue, and even the flames with the bolts on their helmets.

Goapics1 07-01-2005 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen
:LOL: I guess that makes you part of the "in" crowd now.

Yep, and that douche bag can kiss Rich Scanlon's ass.

Skip Towne 07-01-2005 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Not here, and not today flo.

It has nothing to do with how long a person has been here.......its about content. You stick your head in the toilet every day, beg people to flush, and then spend a week crying about the Swirley to your BeeHive hairdo. You're * * to my iggy, to spare the board from this continuous crap. I'm done with it.

But...but....but you do your best work with Chiefs4me. You can't quit now.

Brando 07-01-2005 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by apics1
I no longer feel like a noob. Ghostof just neg rep'd me for no reason!

I get the impression that he is Metrolike's siamese twin.

Chief Henry 07-01-2005 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
At least it wasn't Michael Bolton....

Welcome to the Fray, little buddy.

I think before any child is named, a group of core planet users should be consulted, and given 1hr in a thread to determine the possible fallout from that chosen name.

Trust me..you could be doing worse than bluejean Jokes....Your name isn't Fonda Dicks.



How do you know about Fonda Dicks you perverted buttwipe?

Amnorix 07-01-2005 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
No kidding. Cracks me up. According to our hits logs (as best as I can ascertain), there's roughly 10 people reading for every person posting.


:eek: :eek: :eek:

Damn... Kinda odd when you think about it. Like having a bunch of eavesdroppers that you KNOW are listening in on your conversation.

Lzen 07-01-2005 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Trekker
Hi, I'm Trekker. I've been lurking for a long-ass time.

I'm a moody and stubborn Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, zone blocking schemes, and garlic mashed potatos.

I have no inside sources in the Chiefs organization nor do I understand how the salary cap works.

I do, however, come from a long line of drinkers and eaters from whom I learned the in's and out's of tailgating in the shadow of the pressbox at Kinnick Stadium.


Mmmmmm, garlic mashed potatos. :homer:

Lzen 07-01-2005 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry
How do you know about Fonda Dicks you perverted buttwipe?

Fonda Dicks? Is that DenverChief's real name?

keg in kc 07-01-2005 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen
Fonda Dicks? Is that DenverChief's real name?

I don't know about that, but I learned last week that my ex-wife's real name was Ima Loos Hoar.

Chief Henry 07-01-2005 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Trekker
Hi, I'm Trekker. I've been lurking for a long-ass time.

I'm a moody and stubborn Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, zone blocking schemes, and garlic mashed potatos.

I have no inside sources in the Chiefs organization nor do I understand how the salary cap works.

I do, however, come from a long line of drinkers and eaters from whom I learned the in's and out's of tailgating in the shadow of the pressbox at Kinnick Stadium.


Kinnick Stadium=HEAVEN between the corn and bean fields...

Chief Henry 07-01-2005 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
I don't know about that, but I learned last week that my ex-wife's real name was Ima Loos Hoar.

ROFL

Donger 07-01-2005 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
ROFL......it is you he is talking about. :rolleyes:

Of course he isn't.

StcChief 07-01-2005 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave
'Noobs' That's a funny word...

Newbies

'No boobies' sounds better
:p

Lzen 07-01-2005 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc
I don't know about that, but I learned last week that my ex-wife's real name was Ima Loos Hoar.

:LOL:

The Yellow Stream by I.P. Freely
Under The Bleachers by Seymour Butts

cadmonkey 07-01-2005 11:53 AM

Not to many Noobs around today to post? I only counted like 5 who posted in here. Come on p*ssies, Iowanian said this is where you should post.......now post already!

Simplex3 07-01-2005 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Come on in...the water's fine.

It's a little cold in the deep end, but over here by Iowanian it seems to be a little warmer. I'm not sure about the yellow tinge it has, though. :shrug:

the Talking Can 07-01-2005 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
content fine.....the simple fact is you think you are the only one that knows football.....and when someone posts something you don't agree with.....well then they are idiots or wrong.....:rolleyes:

maybe we would have more new poster if you would change your attitude...and by the way...I wish the mods could look at my pm's...I have had to clean my pm box out 3 times in 2 days for all the pm's telling me they don't agree with certain posters and the dirty name calling, or why do they do the dirty name calling....you want tochange this board and get new poster...the change needs to start with YOU...:harumph:

and I don't give a flying **** if you put me on ignore or not...I am not here for YOU....I also don't give a **** what you think of me and my football knowledge....I deal with little men like you every day....squash them like the bug they are....now kiss my ass and have a nice day.

go away you f'in douchebag.....you are exactly what this thread was trying to avoid....damn, use some common ****ing sense and know when to shut the **** up....

shakesthecat 07-01-2005 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can
go away you f'in douchebag.....you are exactly what this thread was trying to avoid....damn, use some common ****ing sense and know when to shut the **** up....


Just admit it. You want her.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me
you are so full of crap..you just want new posters to post so you can pick on them...what's a matter, tired of the old bunch...you are not fooling anyone with this nicey nicey killer attitude....we know that you are setting them up for the kill....:rolleyes:

Shut up, we need fresh meat. Beating up on you is too easy, it's getting old.

the Talking Can 07-01-2005 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shakesthecat
Just admit it. You want her.

he's a she?

oh....I thought it was gochiefs reeruned brother...

Brando 07-01-2005 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Shut up, we need fresh meat. Beating up on you is too easy, it's getting old.

Every time I hear we need fresh meat I think that we should change the name to "The Casting Couch Planet" or "Barely Legal Planet".
If that ever happend it scares me to think that GoChiefs wouldn't be the only one beating off to threads.

shakesthecat 07-01-2005 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can
he's a she?

oh....I thought it was gochiefs reeruned brother...

I can understand your confusion, but no man could act THAT stupid.

Dr. Johnny Fever 07-01-2005 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Iowanian doesn't bash anyone simply for being new..........Its for being a dumbass or an asshole, or in beerme's case, both.

aahhhhhh....... I didn't know you cared...

Kclee 07-01-2005 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey
Not to many Noobs around today to post? I only counted like 5 who posted in here. Come on p*ssies, Iowanian said this is where you should post.......now post already!


F you! I post when I want. (as you can tell from my low post count.) Since I started working at a place where I can check the net I've picked it up a little bit. I've been more of a lurker than a noob I guess. I think I might have to find Kotter and everyone else that comes up for Jazzfest so I can put some faces with names. Hopefully, everyone is meeting at a bar before the jazz starts. You can keep that shit, I'll stay at the bar.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 12:11 PM

The real point the noobs need to hear, which has been touched on, is that 95% of the beatings dished out on the Planet are sibling-type. Yeah, we're smaking someone around, but it's out of love. The moment that person is in actualy pain or distress we back off and/or lend support. You will be harded pressed to find a finer online community.

We need the noobs and lurkers to keep the gene pool fresh. You lurkers especially. You should add to the commentary you enjoy so much so that it doesn't become stale.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando
Every time I hear we need fresh meat I think that we should change the name to "The Casting Couch Planet" or "Barely Legal Planet".
If that ever happend it scares me to think that GoChiefs wouldn't be the only one beating off to threads.

It's possible you watch too much pr0n. I'm just sayin'. You know, when the word "meat" immediately makes you think of 18 year old girls on a casting couch you might have an issue.

:)

Brando 07-01-2005 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
It's possible you watch too much pr0n. I'm just sayin'. You know, when the word "meat" immediately makes you think of 18 year old girls on a casting couch you might have an issue.

:)

I thought that was why Al invented the internet. Tipper was such a tight @ss he needed a daily porn fix. ROFL

bogie 07-01-2005 12:25 PM

I love this place. I do get intimidated because I don't know stats or a lot about what each position on D and O are necessarily supposed to do. I grew up in a small town and we couldn't afford a football team, so I never played the game. I don't record the games and play them over and over so I can see who missed or made a good play. I do have the NFL ticket and I NEVER miss a Chiefs game. I am passionate about the Chiefs!! BigDaddy kind of scares me but not as much as Pittbulls. Just kidding about BD but not about Pittbulls. I expect I'm quite a bit older than most on this BB. I've said before there are some funny Mother fuckers on here. I have learned more about football from here than anywhere else. I'm also not real computer literate which also intimidates me. I not a real social butterfly, but I would really like to party with you people. Oh and I am also passionate about hunting. I think we have had a tremendous off season and I can't wait to see what we can do with an outstanding O and a good D. That's all. Thanks for reading.

Simplex3 07-01-2005 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bogie
I love this place. I do get intimidated because I don't know stats or a lot about what each position on D and O are necessarily supposed to do. I grew up in a small town and we couldn't afford a football team, so I never played the game. I don't record the games and play them over and over so I can see who missed or made a good play.

If you knew more about football you'd know how little actual knowledge is spread around on this board.


;)

Iowanian 07-01-2005 12:32 PM

C'mon Lurkers.............I know that you know, that you want to Post here.

Pop your damn head in and say something about yourself. Its the internet, you can even Lie if you want.

cadmonkey 07-01-2005 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kclee
F you! I post when I want. (as you can tell from my low post count.) Since I started working at a place where I can check the net I've picked it up a little bit. I've been more of a lurker than a noob I guess. I think I might have to find Kotter and everyone else that comes up for Jazzfest so I can put some faces with names. Hopefully, everyone is meeting at a bar before the jazz starts. You can keep that shit, I'll stay at the bar.


I don't consider you a noob, I have seen you around. You pick and choose your places.

...and I didn't mean to come off as an azzhole in that lst post, I just came back from the bathroom where it was a full house. I hate it when all the stalls are taken. ALL I WANNA DO IS DROP A DUECE!!!! WHAT THE fuck!

dollar1 07-01-2005 12:37 PM

Well, Iowian, you shook the tree pretty good...
 
Even made me post :p

I lurk mostly because of time constraints. Yes I have a life, unlike most of you ga-jillian post count regulars :shake:

When I have been in the mood to post (rarely), I find it can take a lot of time. Hats off to you guys to provide me entertainment. Additionally, I find that I don't materially have anything of interest to add. So I don't.

The Planet is a valuable resource that I use on occassion for research...see +HP for a Trailblazer or Where to Paddle in MO. There is quite a bit of insight available with numerous varing opinions. There is also a GREAT variation in intellect as well. Which adds to the humor value.

I think that most of the above is why Lurkers out number regulars.

That's my 2 cents worth.

~Crawling Back Under My Rock For Today~

I also can't spell Iowanians' name correctly :banghead:

bogie 07-01-2005 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
If you knew more about football you'd know how little actual knowledge is spread around on this board.


;)


:)

cadmonkey 07-01-2005 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by dollar1
I also can't spell Iowanians' name correctly :banghead:


Congrats, you are the only one :)

Brando 07-01-2005 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey
I don't consider you a noob, I have seen you around. You pick and choose your places.

...and I didn't mean to come off as an azzhole in that lst post, I just came back from the bathroom where it was a full house. I hate it when all the stalls are taken. ALL I WANNA DO IS DROP A DUECE!!!! WHAT THE fuck!

The worst is when the fat guy that smells like Indian Food has been in there blowing mud. UGH.

Kclee 07-01-2005 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cadmonkey
...and I didn't mean to come off as an azzhole in that lst post, I just came back from the bathroom where it was a full house. I hate it when all the stalls are taken. ALL I WANNA DO IS DROP A DUECE!!!! WHAT THE fuck!

Heh. You didn't come off like an ass. I meant it in the same tone as you. Hard to come off that way on the web.

dollar1 07-01-2005 12:52 PM

Another one
 
hstameek

Or what ever :rolleyes:

~You know where~

Calcountry 07-01-2005 12:53 PM

Has anyone seen that N00b EndDelt in here? Whats his excuse?

Brando 07-01-2005 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr
Has anyone seen that N00b EndDelt in here? Whats his excuse?

There was probably a sale on goats, cocaine, and fireworks down in Nogales in honor the holiday weekend.

ExtremeChief 07-01-2005 01:07 PM

IIRC I joined sometime in 1986 right after Al and I invented the intraweb. I don't post very often, especially if it's about football since there are many more knowledgable than me on that subject.

As for you "n00bs", don't worry about skip, he's just pissy because they haven't come out with SuperSuperDuper Absorbent Depends yet. Well that and the fact that he can't seem to get his fridge to keep his Ensure cold enough.

Come on and post on Iranian's thread. He's harmless. HOOOOCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!

chagrin 07-01-2005 01:21 PM

Intarweb! I rolled when simplex3 was referring to the eldest Roy when Roy couldn't post pictures correctly, and said darn this Intarweb!! Hilarious!!

Anyway, I think a few of you may be under the impression that I am FAX. I am not, funny about the limerick thing, I posted a limerick or two once before. Anyway, I am not FAX, and I was reading his posts from the past. I simply don't get that pissy with people. Anyway, just to clear that up.
Cheers on this July 4th weekend. If any of you ever come to Orlando, feel free to give me a shout, we can have a few and fug with the SEC pukes down here!

tk13 07-01-2005 01:29 PM

A long, long time ago when I was a newbie, I remember one of my first posts was knocked out of the ballpark by Rain Man and his comical wit. I was embarrassed. I walked the streets for days, wondering if I'd made the right decision to post here. After a while, I decided to come back, I stepped in front of the computer. I posted again, and again, and again. And I survived. Now I've been here for almost 4 years, and now I'M the one who makes fun of the noobs, crushes their hopes and dreams, and makes them cry in their wheaties. And it feels great! Join us newbies! Come one! Come all! Let yourself run free!

Goapics1 07-01-2005 01:39 PM

Since we are being friendly today............what is the history behind "teh ghey" thing. did someone spell incorrectly or something?

Ultra Peanut 07-01-2005 01:41 PM

"Wait a minute... he's talking in the sign language bubble!"
"Deaf people have never been more confused."

Biohazard 07-01-2005 01:41 PM

Hello to all, I looked for a couple days(Brando's she kicked me to the curb thread drew me in, and the fact that im a Chiefs fan), got to reading other threads, loved the place and became a member! So far everyones been good to me but extremechief(but then again he is a dick!) :p OH Yeah Im talkin to you!


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