Brock...I guess you've got an Undercard.
 

I missed this Gem.

The other night, when someone threatend to kick the ass of another poster, I said I'd post the following....

"Along with the attached Map to my house, Please know that the last thing you will likely see, is my bare ass, hunkering down over your gaping mouth to fart as you gasp for breath".

You don't know if I'm an Ice Skater or King Kong Kung Fu. Don't be silly.
I tend to go to games to drink beer, watch the Chiefs win and socialize with friends.

I will however, be at that game. Please take a number and stand patiently in line and wait your turn to kick my ass. I'll be the guy shaking in my shoes.

Hey iowanian, got any more girl advice. The jenny craig thing looked like gold, but I might need a backup plan.

keg,

I think you should go to lot N46 on September 11, 2005 and have relations with scalpers (insert female of significance) and he chokes the life out of my neck with his size 29 Doc Martin....I'll maintain conscience long enough for you to score a number, if I am able.

We midgets can't fight good, but I've got a low center of Gravity, and a great angle for the Uppercut to the Taint.

The flaw in that plan, iowanian, is two-fold: first, you're assuming scalper will bring someone of significance; second, you're assuming said person would be female.

How did you know i wear 29s

Recon.

Thinks for the map. Don't mind the F16s they are just flying by.

Hey I need a job in about 8 months...

I have an associates degree in Production Management, I have just over 3 years experience as a Maintenance Production Manager/Supply Chain Specialist in the Air Force, at the time I'll be available for hire it will be 4 years. I'm over half way done with my BS in Political Science with a minor in secondary Education. I'm 23 if it matters...

I currently work about 50-60 hours a week and I'm on salary, E-4 Salary to be exact, hence my looking for a new job :D

I preferably need a job that will allow me to attend college classes...

I've worked previously as a Quality Control Tech for a pre-cast concrete company and as a assistant manager for a paper hat type restaurant... OK I'll say it, McDonald's...

I need money. Screw the job part.

what we have here are two wildy different fighting styles. Iowanian, with the cold, calculating, more traditional style, and the newcomer scalper - with an ever so slight case of internet tourettes. You gotta like his spirit though. like the bronco, just before he gets broke by the indian.

I mean native american.

I think scalper is hanging in there nicely. Well, as well as can be expected. I mean, he's not incredibly witty but he's not actually floundering around too badly.

I don't know, I'm starting to get bored........maybe he should finish his degree and come back.

yeah, you gotta like his spirit. reminds me of myself when I was 18. I'm 30 now.

You know...right before I tore my knee up the first time I thought I was invincible too........thought my body could take a lot of punishment. It took me 6 months to recover from that injury. Since I was able to recover I again thought I was invincible. Then a couple of years later I tore the ACL, meniscus, and strained the MCL. That took me about a year and a half to recover from. I continued to play sports for several years but no longer thought I was invicible.....just a tough SOB. About a year ago I again tore my meniscus clean through. I finally had surgery to repair it back in Mar and am still recovering. During the surgery they discovered that the cartillige behind my knee cap is non-existent.

To make a long story short..........we are never as tough as we think we are.

so true... so true....

You're hired!