Oh yeah, but not for long. I wouldn't have left, again, except my pc kept screwin up on me!:banghead:

Suse 10

I'll check it out.

You can't call your voicemail and pretend that you were talking to a chick, that's not cool.

No I won't.

ROFLROFLROFL


That's tellin him.

Whachu laughin at Tripod?

Sorry, been distracted lately.

Been looking at locations to open a tavern and RE agents are really starting to piss me off...

At least the night crew is a little more light-hearted. During the day, people are always arguing and bitching at eachother. Maybe b/c alot of them are posting at work and are already in a bad mood.

The whole exchange just struck me as humorous. :D

RE agents can suck my cock. That is quite possibly the most worthless assemblage of human beings on the face of the planet. What the f**k they think they do that deserves that big a percentage of that big a transaction is beyond me.

All the RE in town will be glad to hear of your offer. Every profession has crooks. A good agent will actually put more money in your pocket, by creating a higher demand and more buyers. They can also keep your stupid ass from getting sued over a bad contract.

Rausch: So you have something for me?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Definitely, I think you'll really be impressed.

Rausch: Great, are you free today to go look at the property?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: How's an hour?

Rausch: Great, meet you there.

*we meet at the location*

Rausch: Wait, how many sq. ft. is this place?

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Well it's about xxx sq. ft.

Rausch: Uh, that's about 1/3 of what I was looking for. It's less than what we looked at friday.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Right, but it's a real steal. It's only 15k more than the other property and far below value for the area.

Rausch: Yeah, but there are two Baptist churches and a daycare less than 200 feet from here. I'm trying to open a bar. You knew that.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Oh...Yeah....But that shouldn't be a problem.

Rausch: :#

Larcenous Succubus Whore: It's not illegal to open one that close to a place of worship.

Rausch: No, no it isn't. As long as they approve it and don't have a problem with it. THEY'RE BOTH BAPTIST CHURCES.

Larcenous Succubus Whore: Would you have a problem being close to a Baptist church?

Rausch: :spock:

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That was the 3rd and last time I looked at property with her, and she's employed by........a National agency.

I might as well have searched for "bar" on ebay...

My lawyer does a MUCH better job of keeping my contracts straight.

As for RE agents, I'm not saying there aren't some good ones, but the percentage of bad apples, lazy f**ks, jerk offs, and other assorted dimwits is as high as any other industry I've worked with. I know these people, I spent over a year working with these dumbasses.

I think that's maybe what pisses me off the most about them. They are collectively lazy and some of the dumbest mother f**kers I've ever met.

You should have pulled out something really obscure just to get her "thinking".

"Well, I wouldn't except THAT I'M BLACK and the entire Baptist religion supports the KKK."

That's due to the the minimal requirements it takes to be one.

When my mom got divorced she asked me to go to an Amway meeting with her (her B/F at the time was into it) and I laughed my ass off when I saw 4 of the 5 real estate agents that worked for her friend there selling the stuff...

Too bad we don't live a little closer,myself and two clients are looking into opening a sports bar.

Gettin yourself in trouble again I see.

Another thing. With the various MLS services available nationwide all these f**kers do is search a database, and they don't even do that very well. If it wasn't for the National Association of Realtors f**king suing everyone left and right there would be plenty of national online real estate databases open to the public. They protect their territory like the most predatory of animals because they know full well just how f**king useless they are in the information age.

Like a ****ing taser?...

ROFL
Heh, that's what my 8 ball and I do best.

She'd have to have electrical impulses in her brain for that to have an effect.

Unless you go to their website.

(Shameless plug) Some friends of mine publish RE magazines for realtors in the Lake of the Ozarks area.

http://www.reguide.net/

ROFLROFL

I used to sell a product that let agents put up a web site with full MLS search, user accounts, blah blah blah. I'm not pimping the company because the guy that I sold it to killed it.

That's what I'm looking at now is a sports bar with enough room for a sensible dance floor.

There is no true sports bar or dance club here in Jeff.

I'd be a liar if I said the desired effect was for her benefit...

I'm not sure if they have an MLS option or not. Years ago when I helped them out I think they were still pissy about allowing it.

This thread could use a feminine touch. Who wants to be touched?

Same thing here.

btw,here's a recent thread I started on the topic if you didn't see it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=138210

The rules the various MLS systems put out are f**king stupid. Hitler had nothing on these jackasses. I've worked in and with lots of data warehousing groups and these guys take the cake. Their stuff is s**t, it barely works, they change s**t on a whim, and they jam you up with horrific rules which frequently contradict one another.

OH oh oh!

I'm guessing you're already being touched. Next?

Mushaboom.

Humina-wha?

Damnit.

1. You didn't put any stipulations on the offer.
2. I'm married. If I was touched today it was by me.

Touching yourself, huh? Do tell.

After all, you're the one who was calling out the night crew. It's up to you to make it interesting now.

I was calling you guys out last night. Tonight I'm just trying to get to 10k posts without doing any post-whoring.

Heard it in a song today and it stuck in my head.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/home...feistx13x09x04

What a great day.

You can be a whore. I won't mind.

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whore whore whore.

Where's the "Last one to Whore on this thread wins" when you need it?

COMMATARD ON THE LOOSE! COMMATARD ON THE LOOSE!

Random web link 1:

http://www.nextgen.com.mt/

:eek:

Did you just call me a whore?


Three times?


Don't make me..... :cuss:

Random web link 2:

http://www.perugiaonline.com/

No, I was POST WHORING. Damn, don't be so sensitive. :)

Random web link #3:

http://www.discoverwest.com.au/mapall.html

I have a very sensitive touch. You want I should get harder?

Random web link #4:

http://www.jas.org.jo/

Well, one of us anyway.

Wahh

You're....al...most...there.....

Heck, while I'm throwing out links I might as well seed one of my own:

http://www.alineonline.com/

Random web link #5:

http://www.roomsplus.com/bb/mt/w/mtw10047.htm

That's less random than you think...

Random web link #6:

http://www.cemsi.on.ca/

ROFL

They're coming for "random.yahoo.com/bin/ryl", whatever the hell that is.

Ok, just a warning for the none of you watching with great interrest as I approach the magical number:

I'm going the opposite way with #10k. Most people make big productions of it, wait days to post it, try and make it mean something. I'm going to piss all over that tradition.

Any ideas? Should I not post #10k tonight? Should I make it a total flop? Should I in some way make it indicitive of the first 9,999 posts?

Oh Oh, where; where? :p

Raising the suspense...

Do you have any idea what you're doing to me?

Where it hurts to get blind-sided with a boat oar.

Right betwix yer ears, slappy.... :)

For yer sake, I hope so...

.

ROFLROFL

:clap:










So profound....










ROFL

Congrats! :toast:

It was an inspirational piece. My little stab at Tony Robbins.

You've inspired me. Does that mean you're going to bed now?

ROFL
It has changed my life.

I have to tell you, it's very anticlimactic. You work at it for years, and when it finally comes... well, let's just say it doesn't compare to real lifetime highlights like discovering your first ear-hair.

ROFL

You mean it wasn't as good for you?

I only care if it was good for you. I'm all about pleasing others.

I'm satisfied.