rivera paradise is a good one by Stevie Ray Vaughn if your feeling good and alittle drunk

Well, in your defense, there is a musical offshoot of the blues called Scat... ie Cab Calloway Hidee Hidee Ho, but us drunks were not talking about that...

Come to think of it a Scat Ska Scat party might make friends around here...

For you to get fucked, I think it would have to make it to the hall of a$$ics, ms. luv2shite.

Probably not, it needs some Slayer / Go Chiefs photoshops and some discussion about urinating outside.

ROFL

After this I will never think of Luv quite the same way again.

I could tell you a story about peeing on someone's porch in the middle of winter due to someone being passed out inside the bathroom door to where I couln't get it open.

Yeah, talk about walking in to a sh*tstorm. Wasn't expecting that!

Moooo

Poop? Pee? What the hell?!?!?!?

You need to surround yourself with different people.

Moooo

C'mon. At least I'm keeping you entertained on a Sunday night!

Funniest....thread....ever.

luv2shite. ROFL

Right on the porch? Or in a bucket ON the porch?

You pissed on the guy who was passed out?........like I said watersports.

4321

Yep.

In the snow on the porch. My socks were soaked!

So why are you drinking anyway...on a Sunday...I'm guessing by yourself?

Moooo

Oh fuck, this is classic.

I'm sure Bob is right there within reach.

WHy the fuck not?

Standing up?

You aren't suppose to piss on your own feet.

ROFL

I agree, most motion pictures I have viewed that concern themself with this subject matter have the center of attention surrounded by many, many people.

You need to post more often. I like you! :thumb:

And I used BOB this afternoon.

From the snow!

I dunno. I guess its cause when I drink too much I just get bummed out. I'm sure if you need it to fulfill your bodily fluid-involved inhibitions it would be a bit more productive...JK

Moooo

Because I can?

Well hey never know maybe you had a Jellyfish sting or something........looking at this now no wonder you showed off those pics of your feet.

Fair enough, like I said before. Obviously you're having fun.

Moooo

I enjoy this lively, if shit stained, banter as well... trust me, if you would have been around in the day of the 'classic' night crew, you would have fit in nicely ;)

I hate my first night off. Screws me up for like a day and a half.

scatman carrothers was a famous jazz musician...

You know GoChiefs name is Bob.......

:Lin:

Oh, the days of the night crew.

I'll raise a glass to comrades lost.

Ugh, pale face Go Bo no longer talk like dis.

Llama boy need post more often

:thumb::clap:TinkyWinky:moon::Pimp:

A toast to Lvnhack, Sky, et al :toast:

I'm too "nice". Although, whenever I drink, I don't give a shit wtf I say! :thumb:

This is what happens later, no? Consequently filling out the "bodily fluids list" in the thread.

Moooo

Go Chiefs has as much chance of even sniffing a vagina, let alone Luv's, as I do of actually getting a hand job from Elizabeth Hurley

Yeah, well, your avatar is freaking me out and it's dark in here.......

You don't give a shit where you shit either...........scat liker.

and my last post mentioned hand job, so I think that pretty much covers it as soon as i spit out my chaw into the spittoon.

Its the circle of life...really.

Moooo

No one mentioned sexual fluids yet....

Uhm, no.

pussies that plug into my usb porn are overated

Port or porn.......

Give luv time, we're only on page 9...

Moooo

You need to check my link on the sex toys thread.

Well she already talked about scat......maybe she'll tell us about squirting next.

I'm not a squirter, and I'm comparitively quiet in bed.

Well, if Liz does the handjob right, I do believe this would be covered (as would Liz)

If you claim your not a squirter, I claim you haven't been with the right man yet.ROFL

Oh, that's too bad.

Maybe you haven't had the right partner?

BOB can only accomplish so much.

I heard a chick say once that every woman is capable of it. She said it makes you feel like you have to pee or something. Hell, truthfully if it only happens after she feels like she has to pee, is that something you want going on?

Also, I can't help but ask, comparitive to what or who?

Moooo

Yes.

You guys enjoy those squirt porns where the girls shoot half way across the room........

I'm hungry. I'm going to get a pecan brownie and roll it up into a log.......

Yes.

Yes.

LOL.......I actually have some of those on my computer.......

Yeah, it's awesome when some of it hits the lens of the camera.

I considered them educational videos on how to make it happen in real life (and it has...)

damn keg, wouldn't have sky love this thread ROFL

Yes.

The squirting stuff isn't for me. If a chick I was with accidentally squirted all over me or couldn't help it, it wouldn't creep me out, but I'm good either way.

Note how quiet luv has gotten when the conversation moves to non-scat based topics...

Moooo

You guys need to go look up......Cytheria, Flower Tucci and Tiana Lynn.

Tory Lane is my favorite pornstar by the way if you wanna check her out.

if a girl squirts out anything other than a baby i am happy

I was skimming through the channels the other night, and noticed the title of the program ECW vs WWE. Checked it out, because I've been taking a break from wraslin since the change their story lines than a dirty diaper

The ECW show debutes on the sci-fi network on the 12th I believe.

I make noise, I just don't yell.

Could you simulate the noises?

tuesday night, whatever that is

Too concerned with what your neighbors will think, or is the guy or BOB not good enough??? LOL JK :)

Moooo

Now, what's the fun in that?

If she made lots of loud noise when she was by herself.....that would be interesting.

You guys need to investigate the original 'little squirt' Nikki Charm

"Nikki Charm. I shot some of my best loads thanks to Nikki. This hot little bitch (4'11' - 95 lbs.) really knew how to work it. Small, but not tiny tits and a big bottom lead her list of assets. She also has that innocent little schoolgirl image, but ****s like a preachers daughter. Best of all, she has squirting orgasms"

quote stolen from http://www.ampland.com/pshof/ but I agree 100%