I demand a recount! I believe two bowl wins should qualify as playoff victories. Technically, College Football does not have a playoff system. But the intent was clearly there, and had it been termed "playoffs" it would have been a playoff victory...

Sorry Sco,,, errr Bob looks Like I let the Cat out of the bag. Now I won’t be trusted with all the inside information. Hey, I just got a cup of coffee has Elvis won a playoff game yet, or do I have to go to the bathroom first?

You must check to see if you've had a $hit hemorrhage and then you'll know if Elvis has won a playoff game...<BR>

You might as well go ahead and take a dump, RGC, since Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Sure...go ahead and tell people Bob Dole's real name. What a pal.

Senator, in three weeks you are going to have to start another thread to update everyone.


Anyway we can work the 8th year in the league mantra into this?

Bob Dole's real name is Joey Buttafucco?<BR>

Good point, Stevieray...

8-veteran Elvis has not won a playoff game.<P>

Where the hell did that come from, Fly?

Rod is sorry that he may have somehow compromised the secret identity of our one-armed defender of all that is good. Rod is hanging his head in shame and as penance will type in third person today. Rod is actually Rod’s name, not just his Bar name.

Fly has been drinking too much!!!! Sorry!
:eek:<BR>

As well Rod should be ashamed.

Perhaps it is also Rod's fault that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Elvis never won a playoff game because I stopped my ritual... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/frown.gif

Shame on you Rod! What were you thinking?!


--Shannon--

PS--Did you know that Elvis has never won a playoff game? Strange, but true.

Joe,

Technically what you do is not a "ritual", it's a "habit."

:D

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Rod is sorry for Rods transgressions. Rod humbly asks for the forgiveness from all those offended by Rod. Rod also accepts the blame for Elvis’s failure to win a playoff game. Rod somehow feels it must be Rods fault. Perhaps Rod dropped the post-it-note, errrr uhhhh Chiefs Playbook and it fell into the wrong hands. Rod can see no other possibility to explain the un-canny ability of the Chiefs opponents to anticipate the Chiefs offensive play calling.

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"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

htis, an habitual ritual...my cat thinks it's a ritual... :eek:

Still leaves the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game...really, it's true, never...

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Little late to be asking forgiveness, dont ya think Rod? I mean, if not for you, Elvis wouldn't be an 8th year quarterback without a playoff win.

--Shannon--

Stevieray thinks Rod should do some Self reflecting, in the third person, of course.

What companies employ you people...I want to be sure to never do business with them since it appears that no one works around here...

BTW, Elvis has never won a playoff game, but he did have a heart attack on the toilet...

RCG - I have no idea what you are talking about...

http://morphiustech.homestead.com/files/catinhelm.jpg

Morphius
OK, bad quality pic...

100

~KCTitus reclaiming his rightful place as the king of double 00 posts~

[owner of post #2000 on the largest thread on the previous bb]

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How does this topic about nothing get over 100 hits?

BTW Elvis has never won a playoff game

Nothing to add. Just wanted #100.

xoxo~
gaz
has never won a playoff game.

Morph- Rod thinks that is too funny

Rod is reflecting and Rod has asked for forgiveness. Rod thinks “ Smell the people” should not be so un-forgiving and jaded at such a young age. Rod grows weary of Rods self imposed punishment of typing in 3rd person. Rod wonders if Bob Dole finds himself talking in 3rd person in real life?

If Rod recalls correctly, Joe works for the Government, so Rod thinks Joe is slacking on OUR time. Rod thinks it must be Joe's fault that Elvis has not won a playoff game.<BR>

Rod - I found it damn funny that you wold say something about that, and that I actually have some pictures of the cat in a Shoei on my computer. I'm never that lucky.

The reason Elvis hasn't won a playoff game is because he hasn't shaved his cat's butt hair...<BR>

LMAO @ Fly...I got some strange looks from co-workers after that guffaw.

Joe does work for the gubment, but joe sues people for back taxes so joe thinks that some of you might not care if joe slacks off...joe would like all your SSNs so he can check you out on his gubment PC...

Elvis didn't pay his taxes so Joe thinks that's why he hasn't won a playoff game...

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

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Bob Dole often finds himself holding a pen and speaking in a strange voice in the third person.

The people who work with Bob Dole give Bob Dole some funny looks, but Bob Dole refuses to explain himself.

KCTitus, as you probably surmised, I don't have any cats... Something about those electric shears I keep around for strays...

Still, even with electric shears, Elvis has never won a playoff game...<BR>

Joe also thinks that Rod is revealing secrets that are better left unsaid and Joe demands the same apology afforded Mr. Dole... :mad: ;)

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Bob Dole didn't realize Joe was even employed.

Working for the gubment is like being unemployed...so I can see how Mr. Dole could come to that conclusion...

Bob Dole was afraid that the topic was dropping too far and people might forget that Elvis has never won a playoff game, has been in the league 8 years, QBs a team with a 5-8 record, and died ono the toilet.

my pc locked up and i had to reboot...has elvis won a playoff game yet?
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Joe,
Rod thinks typing in 3rd person is punishment enough for Rods transgressions. Rod wonders what type of penance would be required to ease Joe’s pain. Rod wonders if it would entail driving a pink Miatta full of cats.
Bob- Rod wonders if he has paid enough or if Rod must continue in 3rd person for the rest of the day?<BR>

at a cost of $10 mil, and covering a time frame of over 8 years...the government released the results of their latest study...Elvis has not won a playoff game...

Fly
Rod wonders if the Hair on Elvis’s butt is parted on the wrong side. That could be why Elvis has not won a playoff game in 8 years.<BR>

Rod must let the cats drive....

Bob Dole thinks Rod should continue his attempt to walk in Bob Dole's shoes, until Rod admits that it's harder than Rod thought it would be.

The name of this topic is "Elvis has never won a playoff game".

The reason Elvis has never won a playoff game is because he glued cat butthair on for a beard...<BR>

Rod thinks Bob is ungrateful in that Rod is the one who started the Topic containing the Bastard line that Bob is reaping the benefits from this very evening. Rod is starting to feel dumb as a Palm Beach Democrat for his self-imposed penance. <BR>

Bob Dole said "thanks." How does Rod spin that and come up with "ungrateful?"

(Bob Dole thinks that perhaps Rod has been watching too much CNN coverage of the Florida Circus.)

Rod can borrow my electric shears and go find every dimpled, yet not counted, cat butt in Palm Beach County, and shave them for penance...<BR>

Bob Dole thinks the Fly needs to seek some professional help for his cat @ss obsession.

Rod must have been Confused by the post. With so many vowels and consents it is like trying to follow the arrows. Rod thinks he knows a gal whom would find the “ Shirt is becoming” line humorous.

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Sorry I just can't help myself today... I feel like a Florida Supreme Court justice! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif

"Vowels and consents?"

Bob Dole guesses you're already assuming that the pickup line will be a success and she'll consent.

Bob Dole just looked on ESPN.com and found that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

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Did you know Elvis never won a playoff game? But in college...

Was the most successful quarterback in the storied history of Michigan football . . . As a four-year starter, he established school career records for pass attempts (835), completions (522), completion percentage (64.3ü passing yards (6,460), touchdown passes (71), 200-yard games (14) and efficiency rating (148.1) . . . Is the only Michigan QB to lead the Wolverines to two bowl victories (''93 Rose and ''91 Gator) . . . In ''91 as a junior, he led the nation with a 169.0 passer efficiency rating while tossing 19 TD passes to Desmond Howard (Raiders), who won the Heisman Trophy that season . . . He and Howard own the NCAA record for most touchdowns by the same passer and receiver in a career (31) and single season (19) . . . Also led the nation with a 150.18 rating as a senior in ''92 . . . During his final three seasons, the Wolverines did not finish below seventh in the final AP poll . . . Led Michigan to four first place finishes in the Big 10 and was 22-2-2 (.857) as a starter in conference games . . . His only two Big 10 losses were each by a single point.
http://sports.nfl.com/2000/playerhighlights?id=908 <BR>

I have to go home in a few minutes...will Elvis have won a playoff game by then?...

As of 4:20 P.M., CST, December 8, 2000, Elvis has not won a playoff game....

You have to go home?

You mean, even your employer tells you to go away?

LOL
Rod Kant tipe
Rod hopes it was a premonition not just poor keyboard skills.

Rod tips his hat to the Senator. Typing 3rd person is stranger than he thought.

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"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

Speaking of can’t type one of the gals I work with sent me an e-mail pertaining the “ incontinence” of one of out employees.

Not really what she wanted to say.

She's probably pretending it was a mistake, but doesn't like the other employee and did it intentionally.

Have (hav; before "to" haf) vt...to express obligation or necessity (Ex. we have to go.)

I've heard a rumor that Elvis has never met Shakes the Cat... Is it true?<BR>

Not to belabor the point, but Bob Dole just finished over 30 minutes of net research and has discovered that Elvis has been in the league for 8 years and has never won a playoff game.

True. True. Have a Bud...<BR>

The Bud(s) will happen tomorrow. Bob Dole typically (but not always) doesn't drink Bob Dole's preferred beverage on Saturday.

Rest assured, however, that Bob Dole will be consuming a number of amber nectars tomorrow while watching Elvis further his pusuit of never having won a playoff game.

I assume that everyone here is aware of the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game. If not, you've just been informed.

And to think, in two weeks it will be NINE!

Go Elvis!

I was just out Christmas shopping and none of the bellringers knows whether Elvis has ever won a playoff game!<BR>

Bob Dole was just watching the Fly II, and noticed that when Martin Brundel was interacting with the computer in one scene, the monitor read "Elvis has never won a playoff game." Bizarre but true.

I was at a Father-Son soccer game and all of the boys were wondering why Elvis had never won a playoff game...<BR>

How did your dad think you played?

And Bob Dole was just watching the history of The Fly movies, which mentioned the Red Scare of the 50's and the Aids Scare in the early 80's, but stopped short of mentioning that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

If my dad were alive he probably would have asked why Elvis has never won a playoff game...

Bob Dole was certain that everybody knew why Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Bob Dole's understanding is that Lamar Hunt only cares about filling seats and Carl Peterson is an idiot.

That is EXACTLY what my dad (RIP 1998) thought about Lamar. He figured he would never see another Super Bowl because of Carl and Lamar filling stadiums instead of championships...

And he never saw Elvis win a playoff game either!<BR>

It's Sunday morning and Bob Dole is watching ESPN. They've commented (regarding Tampa) that a running back can't get in a groove if he's coming in and out of the game and gets fewer than 25 carries. Bob Dole is still waiting for them to mention that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

Last night made it official: Elvis never won the Heisman trophy(but one of his teammates did).

Still no playoffs? Damn.

Thanks for adapting "Mazmerized"....

Today's game still leaves Elvis without a playoff win.

While I’m no longer typing in 3rd person, it seems that Elvis has still not won a playoff game.

You mean I spent a whole weekend away and Elvis still hasn't won a playoff game?

With all of the other discussion, it should not be forgotten that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

The US Supreme Court questions why Elvis has never won a playoff game...

I thought the Carolina game was a playoff game. Sucks being Elvis.

Just went out to warm up my car, Did Elvis win a playoff game while I was gone?

I think Someone should request that David Letterman develope a "top 10" list of reasons that Elvis hasn't won a playoff game.

I'll start.
1.Jon Baker
2.Pete Stoyonovich
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