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ChiefaRoo 01-21-2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian
This is a question, when asked to men on a football board is just BEGGING to get yourself slayed.

When I see your pic, nothing about it shouts tp me: "hey! Now thats a dude I'd eff in the arse Prison if he ever fell down in the shower"

Good Grief.

Iowa, are you having an aneurysm? Normally your concise, clever and to the point but I have no idea what you were trying to say in your last post.

Iowanian 01-21-2007 10:48 PM

Cliff notes.

I'm saying he looks more like a guy I'd expect to be selling me a used carthan on Maxim.

I'm also suggesting that asking a horde of Guys, whom you know to be vicious, if you're "good lookin'" is asking for a cyber beating.

That pic specifically.......Looks like he could be a model, if by "model" you mean "mug shot" on a local Sex offender website.

ChiefaRoo 01-21-2007 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian
Cliff notes.

I'm saying he looks more like a guy I'd expect to be selling me a used carthan on Maxim.

I'm also suggesting that asking a horde of Guys, whom you know to be vicious, if you're "good lookin'" is asking for a cyber beating.

That pic specifically.......Looks like he could be a model, if by "model" you mean "mug shot" on a local Sex offender website.


There ya' go.

Rain Man 01-21-2007 11:06 PM

I hope this was helpful, KChiefs1. Don't hesitate to post again if we can be of further assistance.

Thig Lyfe 01-21-2007 11:07 PM

This thread is worthless with pics.

boogblaster 01-21-2007 11:29 PM

Cho-mo for sure...get a rope....

Fat Elvis 01-21-2007 11:35 PM

Why yes, you could be a model, but only because leggings are the "must have" mens fashion accessory for 2007. Just photoshop your floating head pic onto this one to get a preview of your future....


http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fwd/...U1rA45CvbzCg--

meStevo 01-22-2007 03:15 AM

<img src="http://www.grabow.biz/images/JimmyJohnson.jpg"><font size="40"> + </font> <img src="http://www.lifeaftercoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/anne_ramsey.jpg"> <font size="40"> = You. </font>

ShortRoundChief 01-22-2007 06:06 AM


that's too good

acesn8s 01-22-2007 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefs1
I need to find out if I need to continue my dream of a modeling career or to just drop it.

I have to know if I'm hot or not.

Why are you asking a bunch of dudes?

Hootie 01-22-2007 07:44 AM

I thought, and still think, he was joking by this thread.

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-22-2007 10:56 AM

Since nobody else will give you a straight answer, please allow me.

I am a Hog Farmer, but in my former career I was a scout for a modeling agency, so I do know what I,m talking about as I analyse your picture.

First off your eyes are too far apart to command the positive effect of "LOOK".

Your ears show signs of wax build up. Not the kind from not bathing properly but from a degeneritive condition known as waxiosis. You should see a doctor about this.

Your nose is too flat and wide indicating that you were beaten profusely by a gay kid or something.

The complexion of your skin is just totally ****ed up and obviously not fixable.

I really don't mean to hurt your feelings but I would suggest trying for a career as a rodeo clown or maybe a Boar Semen Collector at a swine farm.

crazycoffey 01-22-2007 11:01 AM

burstless thread

Easy 6 01-22-2007 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

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munkey 01-22-2007 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
Since nobody else will give you a straight answer, please allow me.

I am a Hog Farmer, but in my former career I was a scout for a modeling agency, so I do know what I,m talking about as I analyse your picture.

First off your eyes are too far apart to command the positive effect of "LOOK".

Your ears show signs of wax build up. Not the kind from not bathing properly but from a degeneritive condition known as waxiosis. You should see a doctor about this.

Your nose is too flat and wide indicating that you were beaten profusely by a gay kid or something.

The complexion of your skin is just totally ****ed up and obviously not fixable.

I really don't mean to hurt your feelings but I would suggest trying for a career as a rodeo clown or maybe a Boar Semen Collector at a swine farm.


Ouch...

That's gonna leave a mark..

Dave Lane 01-22-2007 01:26 PM

I'll make it easy.

Dude you have NO shot.

Dave

crazycoffey 01-22-2007 04:51 PM

will someone please have fun with photoshop, we need a new pope

Wa-Z 01-22-2007 11:50 PM

You guys are mean!

Fairplay 01-23-2007 06:42 AM

This is my family and cousins And have some sisters in here but sometimes they are my wife for the night. Grampa is on the right. The women around these parts call him the toothless wonder.

Im wearing my favorite number on me. YeeeeHaaaw!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...fam002_PIC.jpg [

When i was a kid i was miserable. I wanted to end it all. But i was stupid. Here i am trying to kill myself wrapping a plastic bag around my head. I can't even do that right!!
People called me condom head a lot after that incident.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...sticonhead.jpg

My sis likes to tease me get me riled up so to speak. Don't worry i'll give her a spanking later on!!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...y/Fullmoon.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ing_monkey.jpg

alpha_omega 01-23-2007 08:08 AM

This thread is worthless with pics!

ClevelandChief 01-23-2007 08:21 AM

"hey! Now thats a dude I'd eff in the arse Prison if he ever fell down in the shower"

Funny, that's the first thing that came to my mind.

Rain Man 01-23-2007 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay

I admire this household's steadfast refusal to place art on their walls.

Pitt Gorilla 01-23-2007 09:44 AM

I didn't read the entire thread, but dude looks like his avi.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-27-2007 07:19 AM

bump ROFL

Kraut 01-27-2007 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpha_omega
This thread is worthless with pics!

ROFL

Iowanian 01-27-2007 07:50 AM

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I'm not one to be unkind to people. I've been said to have a tender quality that allows me to speak gently to persons about sensitive issues. Coming right out with bad news has never been my style as I prefer to ease the person into the knowledge so they kind of intuitively understand the problem. Often, I'll just hold and cry with them for hours until their grief is heading down the path of mending.

I'm just saying....some folks fall from the top, some folks are lucky enough to only be half way up when they lose their grip.


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