27. 99.9% CP members have 12+ inch penises.

28. Only around 3% of people enjoy golden showers.

I am thinking this number has dropped to near zero. Nobody rents porno's anymore.

Yes they do, the super sickos who somehow can't be satisfied with the 9,000 different free types on the web. :eek:

The FBI could easily arrest all those warped bastards if not for their unknown perversion but being stupid enough to spend a dime on anything porn related. ROFL

Did you know a woman has 3 holes?

The only sex fact I've ever needed to know was that my erect penis goes into a female's 3 main holes; the pink snapper, the brown crapper and the wet yapper.

Actually 8; main three plus the two nostrils, two ears and a belly button for those real freaky mother ****ers....:LOL:

There is nothing so over-rated as bad sex and nothing so under-rated as a good sh*t.

30% of statistics are made up 50% of the time.

I learned from full metal jacket that you can gouge out an individuals eyes and skull **** them.

Just FYI.

I've also learned that if the woman has had a tracheotomy from having her voice box removed from cancer, you could take out the pipe and **** the hole. :eek: