Ropey!!

Nothing like a little "Self Inflicted Love" once in a while.

It could be 2 or 3 times in one day or 3-4 weeks in between. Depending on how much of the dog house I am in at any given time.

:D

I do my part to provide for prostate health.

Do you let Jenny watch? Or does she sometimes help?

ROFL

How Often Do You Mastur...
11-03-2007 11:41 PM
KCJohnny
Degenerate. You add nothing of any value to public discourse.

Was that a neg rep comment? LMAO

I do it 23 times a week, but it's my job!

Of course, prostate maintenance.
:)

I don't know if PETA would honor you for being so kind, or protest for cruelty.
:)

I've got a great idea, During the Chiefs/ Packers game everytime the announcer mentions the name Brett Favre you have to masturbate.

PETA should donate money to me for being so kind to animals!

We'd all bleed to death from the chaffing...

It would appear so.

Has anyone got caught yet?

Thought so. Sounds like Johnny needs to rub one out...

My sons Mom caught me once. I wanted some, she wouldn't wake up...

How, exactly, do you broach that topic with the neighbor lady???... LMAO

With me, i'll often go weeks without feeling the urge...followed by a 3-4 day "spurt", where i relentlessly hammer the pony.

LMAO

That's what I thought. I did leave off this part, in order to not embarrass him: ", but I'd like to watch you masturbate."

We're pretty friendly with each other and my wife's out of town.

WTF?

F.Y.P.

I did a double-take, too.

My body demands that I get off once a day.

It's usually the girlfriend these days, but in those dry stretches I take things into my own hands.

When I'm single, I could do it as often as twice a day.

Mods, can you please stop all these sticky threads at the top of the forum.

LMAO

No shit! I HATE stickies.

And she says, "Those aren't pillows!"

I really hoped this thread was intended for the female CP members.....otherwise pretty gross for guys to discuss.

are we suppose to report in here everytime we spurt
the ****official post whore****thread of all time

I didn't consider gender.

Really? :Lin:

AJ Hawk rubbed one out
on the Chiefs midfield logo
before he left the stadium

"caught you"? She should have "helped you". I don't understand some women.

LMAO

I have some friends with a 16 year old son, he has been caught several times, by his mom, and his sister. Poor kid. Funny though.

Jeez, he's not very discreet.

I always found that it's better to wait until no one else is in the room.

shit, i can tell you this if i have sex 3 times in a day i will still rub a few off every day, i say i masterbate atleast 12 times a week as a matter of fact... shit my hand is sticky hold on....
okay im back my hand was sticky so i had to lick it off real quick , so i could finish typing,lmao
everyone masterbates
some more than others but some lie about it for some dumb reason.
catching a women doing it, is the craziest thing ever they lie and say they were not doing that, they say i dont do that, thats just gross, i look at them and thin yeah it wasn't too gross a few minutes ago when you were laying back moaning to yourself:)

He got caught once doing it in the living room when nobody was home. His mom and sister walked in and saw him. He also got caught by them walking in to his bedroom when the door was closed and he was in there masturbating.

"Doesn't anyone knock anymore?"

ALRIGHT HAMILTON !!

whats this thread about? im blind