really? I could say nice things about you, in the spirit of Saturnalia that is...

You have that title firmly nailed down.

the avatar, bugeater always had Al in his, I was trying to put the pieces together....

I read through this thread in the hope that one of these nOObs had stated his case for this most prestigious honor. Thus far, no one has. One of the first things we teach in Sales 101 is......Ask For the Order. Well, I'm waiting.

My vote is for sale, and I'm sure many others are as well. State your case. Or, if any of you happen to be female, show us your tits, which would bring the contest to a fast conclusion.

RJ

I will not whore myself out for this award. I suggest you use your vote for Other.

Fine, Mr. Uppity who's too good to whore himself out for a meaningless award from an innocuous internet BB and bunch people you never met. Fine. I'll place my vote for "other".

Does "other" have tits?

If asking doesnt work, my sales people have been known to beg :hmmm:

Depends on your perspective. Other is actually a hermaphrodite. And by your own definition, this is a prestigious award. Other would be proud to win this award.

Just depends on how business is, huh? I've known the feeling.

Well, I'm not going to vote for "other" just yet. The rest of the nominees might not be quite so sanctimonious when it comes to such a prestigious award. I'm quite certain that if Coffey had tits he would show them.

And why did you bring up hermaphrodites? What do dinosaurs have to do with it?

Whatever it takesLMAO

Well, your heading says "old school," I figure prehistoric tits would pique your interest.

What not gaz, jr????

While I have known a few women whose breasts seemed fossilized, none were actually old.

:hmmm:

smitty - for sure

Assholes.

Fans of other teams don't count. %(/

So how does it feel to have all the fans jump back on board?

If I recall, Vos won it last year.

Secondly...whatever, I dont care about them. Norv was teh suck earlier this year. Even I hated him, I have backed off slightly now.

Well I didn't just show how much of a n00b I am did I?
:banghead:

You might change your mind after the Donks beat you this weekend. Those Cheatin Bastards play good-like every third game-lol

Shut up Noob-Skip

I felt obligated to vote for the Pest. I'm not sure it had anything to do with me but he came over from the warpaint board after I left.

Honestly, I like all of them, even the black guy. They're all worthy candidates even though coughy annoyed me at first.

Every n00b that has managed to make his voice heard & not get run outta here on the Jet-Rail to Timbuktu deserves a vote.

MorAns get sniffed out quickly enough, ya gotta be nitty-gritty to cut it here.

:arrow:

I wish people would quit voting for me. I support Other.

I voted for kstater just because he doesn't want me to.

BTW, you ****ed the dates all up in that statement BRC. It should say:

The veterans committe didn't start the qualifying on Jan. 1st 2007 but the middle of December 2006 because we thought it was a good idea.

Am I that transparent?


I decree that should I win this "award" (open for definition) I will play with my glorious man tits for four hours and descibe the events two fold...

and to think, I actually ate your jambalaya, has pest????

I don't know but I ate some more tonight. That's some good eatin.

me #1

Oh...I see we have a mud slinger now. I'd eat some of his jambalaya if it wasn't 20 hours away.

Just got home. Wife is pissed. Man I am drunk!

Thanks for the support.

I gotta puke............

Man oh Man. I need to get to work................I feel like a bag full of smashed assholes. :deevee:

Good luck with that.


Yesterday we had our CO party. I had a Ribeye, it was gooood. Then we drank but I feel fine today. I hate going to work hungover that sucks. I go back to work Wednessday and have to work my ass off for three days. 5 days of work in three days Oh boy!

Didn't think I was going to have to work. One of my bartenders mom passe away, so I figured I would just cover, but didn't plan on getting that shitty last night LOL.

Yeah you got to love it when they give you holidays off then turn around and say, "okay folks, now we have to run our butts off and get the work done that we would have done if we would have been here"......doesn't make much since does it.

I should definitely be on this list. I'm going to vote for myself... I mean, cmon, look at my avatar!!!

LMAO

Another reason smitty got my vote.

I just need Sir. FAX for approval. Not to be n00b of the year but for FAX to approve my posting ability. It would be an honor for FAX to like my post. I like FAX post he is funny and whitty at the same time. And he helped me gain awareness of the underground midget problem, for that I am forever greatfull.

2007's best n00b was Halfcan's first pube.

I cant believe im not on the damn list.

Im going to pout in the corner now.

1) CrazyCoffey

2) Smittybar

3) micjones


No offense to the rest of you, but these three are by far the cream of the crop.

All of them are great additions to ChiefsPlanet.

Sorry, but the cutoff was in the middle of December. You should've waited another month before you registered.

well shit..

According to the thread starter-

"The veterans committe didn't start the qualifying on Jan. 1st 2006 but the middle of December 2005 because we thought it was a good idea. You had to have at least 500 posts since your join date to be elgible."

I joined Nov, 06.

You weren't nominated, GET OVER IT!!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!

If you'll stop whining I'll crown you BEST CHARGER FAN OF ALL TIME.

I was just kidding...no way I'd beat anyone on there anyways.

Count your blessings, Mr. Cro (or whoever you are).

If you had been nominated, you wouldn't have received any votes and stuff like that can break your internet heart.

FAX

He got the dates all ****ed up, he must've been distracted by a shiny object when he was typing that.

I dunno, you'd probably get more votes than kdog41414141414141414141441414.

well you'll be in for 2008. so wait till next year.
Familiar theme for Chargers

I was kidding too. The other Charger fan is much, much better than you.

:Poke:

I wasnt being serious.

I take offense to that. There's only three 4's and three 1's. And I thought your name was changed to go bowe

I saw that too. Counting is a little remedial but if he keeps trying he will get it, and maybe land that dream job at the Taco Bell window

Cool, I was worried that post wasn't offensive enough. And you're thinking of the poster formerly known as go bo, who is now go bowe. I'm GoBo, which is completely different.

ROFL

We know you are not delt, cause his posts are clever and funny.

:D

When does voting officially end for this?

half way through dec of 2008

Well that gives you plenty of time to create a dozen new accounts and win this thing. Get to work!

So?????? Nobody nominated you. Hence your name is not on the list and you suck.:)

I wasn't either and anyone who takes this seriously is automaticlly disqualified as ii is stated in the charter paragraph 3 sub section 2 line 8.

Yeah was thinking I would get busy on that after the holidays..........

i hope i am wins

That really hurts.....
Merry Christmas, Bitch

Why wasn't I nominated? Or Aces?

I feel so unloved.

You were the favorite during the regular season to take the N00b King title but you disappeared for too long right before the playoffs and everyone thought you must have decided to go smoke pot and take yoga class's instead of post on here.

If you would've read the entire thread you'd see I was giving you love. In fact, I was giving you so much love it would've made Aces jealous, but in the end the Planet elders make the rules.

:( Nope, just went back to college so all of my internet time is spent writing papers and such. I haven't even had much time to spend planning our wedding. I have a two week break (have to be back in class on my birthday damnit) so I should have more time for the Planet and wedding planning over the next few weeks.

I did read the entire thread. Not once did you give me love :harumph:

Oops, that must've been in SPchief's nomination thread, hold on a damn minute.

Here's your love Joie (just ignore the part where I said I forgot about you):

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=47

Awww, thanks for the love. I'm still a lot of fun. My time is just spread too thin lately.

Yeah yeah, I have a job and a life...blah blah blah...that's what they all say. Now you see what happens when you disappear for extended periods of time, it cost you the honor of being Chiefsplanet n00b of the Year. You need to re-evaluate your priorities girl.

wellllll if you want to be King of the N00bs you have to get your priorities straight. Getting married? College? Internet BB lore? Take your pick.:)

:deevee: That will be my New Years resolution:

Blow off my wedding and education, quit my job and spend all of my time wearing my Chiefs pajama pants and posting on the Planet.