Five things were posted on our website today. Two made it here.

And now I really am going to bed. The $99.95 package is a great deal, BTW. Subscribe now and get 46 issues of Sports Illustrated!

2 for free vs 5 for 100

neh, i'll stick to the 2

you're really pushing this like a girlscout selling cookies

is it your annual fund drive

They tried to hire Mecca.

He took a similar job with dolphinsiders.

I'm not gonna bash your site... but SI really sucks ass these days. I got a free subscription from the Best Buy rewards thing...

I read the first couple... didn't bother after that.

What the hell happened to Sports Illustrated? Used to be cool as hell.

the internet

They still have the bathing suit issue... that's always enjoyable. The best one is definitely the one where they had painted-on bathing suits. AMAZING!!!

Bird, Stewart, and Lightfoot?

LOL I wish, that's something I'm pretty good at.

If you cut your hair they might really hire you.

Can't I just put it up in a ponytail?

I suppose. You could say you are really rhonda moss.

She's like 3 times bigger than me...

He'd better put on a few pounds.

Screw you guys. Play along.

Mecca is Rhonda Moss

KcMizzou is Rosey O donnell

I'm Tera Patrick.

No... I've heard all about that book. Apparently, Drexel teachers like the book that copies that book almost to a T. It even copies the colors. So whenever BSL come out with a new book, Welty, Wicks, Wilson, and Rorrer (W^3R) come out with a the same colored book on the same topic. How's the BSL? Are there tons of errors like the W^3R?

The porn bitch?

You know she's married to some ugly tattoo guy right...

Oh, **** you!

Can I be Betty Rubble?

That troubles me while i wack off to her.

If you want to do that you could at least give me someone good...

Both of your options applied to Mr. Flopnuts, Fax. Dorrell is a great coach and will help any organization that he goes too. It would have been especially sweet for me if we had landed the good coach UCLA gave up in order to hire Rick Neuweasel.

Yes but you have to sit on rosey's face.

I have a vid where she takes it in the ass if you are into that sorta thing and she never does....I'm sure you'll ask me for it now.

Rosey Perez.

Better?

Make sure his sources know what the **** they're talking about before he publishes this tripe.

Dude.

Rosie???

I'm hurt. Wow.

Got it. LMAO

KcMizzou is now Brianna Banks instead.

Much.

Not that I wanna be a chick... but geez...

That's very condescending towards people who like tripe!!! (I'm not one of them, but if I were, I'd really let you have it!!! Now make fun of Frank's Red Hot Sauce!!! I DARE YOU!!!)

Now it's just weird.

She's hot.

I want out of this game.

The bald tattoo guy she has the anal sex with is her husband...she has weird guy taste that's all I can say.

Now you have to talk funny, I met her once and she talks extremely weird, it's that whole accent thing.

This game ended once Mecca reminded me of a good Tera Patrick vid with some anal.

Kinda tired. Going to bed.

You suck, I was gonna talk about porn, everyone else here is to prudish to even know who the pornstars are.

BSL first came out in 1960.

Checking Amazon, it appears the second edition finally rolled out in 2006.

That is what I call a classic. Either that, or it took 46 years for anyone to understand the first edition. I took that course in '82, so I can't say that I remember much about the book.

Look at CD completely taking away from the porn.

I guess I met you and your husband at the Gibson Guitar booth on Saturday afternoon in Anaheim, CA at the annual NAMM convention around 5:15.

Whoda thunk Booger was Tera?

I'm quite familiar with Brianna Banks.

Ahem.

I'm all over the place now. First this Karl Dorrell thing.........then you guys talking about fat chicks...........now porn.


I gotta just go ahead and rub one out. I don't want to wake up humping the pillow again.

When I first realized who she was married too I was like she married HIM, and I was like WTF.

shit. I wish. I'd never leave the house.

He was actually a pretty cool guy. She's lookin' kinda beat but she's cool, too.

FWIW, they make a good couple.

Discuss what pornstars you like this might be amusing.

This kid's on dope.

What??? I really like Frank's Red Hot Sauce. I go through a gallon about every month and a half, and yes, my colon is still in one piece. It's really early on the east coast and there is still lot's of homework to be done. I love being a Chemical Engineering student who waits till the last minute!!! These crazy catalytic pores used to create a larger surface area for reaction!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Tampico.

Apparently, he needs to talk to someone higher up in the organization than the equipment manager because whoever he's talking to clearly has no ****ing clue what's going on.

I'm seeing reports that say Dorrell took the Dolphins job.
I see other sources that say Dorrell took the WR job here.

Confirmation please...

LMAO

So did Phobia.

He might want to quit taking the word of the fellow janitors he works with there.

Rotoworld is reporting Dorrell signed with Miami. They usually are spot on and only report facts, unlike the hacks at WPI.

Former UCLA coach Karl Dorrell is expected to be named the team's wide receivers coach at some point this week, as Dorrell is believed to have chosen Miami over Kansas City.

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/story/388468.html

wow. that shows the state of our organization. taking a job with a 1-15 team. sheesh...oh that and the amazing weather and nightlife. Oh well.

Here's a tip from a journalist... don't trust Nick. Trust only yourself. Don't put your name on something someone else says without checking it yourself.

FAX, yes, that is exactly what he should say. A journalist would do this. I've done it myself when not only my editor but the publisher herself told me to write something.

I've written incorrect things in my tenure as a reporter, editor, film reviewer... and I'm proud... PROUD... to say that every one of my mistakes was MY mistake. I've never written something incorrect because a boss told me to and I didn't check it out for myself.

It's not a trust thing at all. It's simply the fact that as a journalist you confirm facts before you write something. You cannot do your job if you're writing something simply because your boss told you to.

Further, if Nick respects his employees and respects the profession, GOATSE would remain gainfully employed even after he fact-checks.

All very true, Mr. Fire Me Boy!. But, surely you realize that made up news is far more interesting than real news.

Seriously, and as I mentioned earlier, I'm not certain you can categorize WPI as "journalism" or as a "news outlet". It's a different breed of duck. Kind of a hybrid duck. Maybe a crosseyed duck that flies upside down and lays little green eggs and quacks a lot.

FAX

Like the guy that puts that sand like crap down when people puke at the stadium, the peanut vendor, the portapotty exchanger, and of course Belly man

No access to the internet, wow, I have used the internet out in my treestand and in the middle of canada fishing before. Hmmm. Maybe his palms were too chaffed to type or something. I would find it hard to "work" at a place with such a irreputable product.

That's an interesting position. I was paid a whole lot more than $500 but I was paid a pittance compare to what Nick represented and what my half of ChiefsPlanet was worth. Did Nick make an effort to make it right? Yes - and I recognize that. I appreciate the effort.

Yet, I still came up short. It's not just the money. It's mostly Nick.

the ONion is 100% bullshit too, and they are entirely free/

So what is the truth is Dorrell coming to KC or Miami?

Most of the news/speculation is saying he's going with the fins, Mr. dirk digler. But, who knows?

If he does, it will be a shame. I'll also feel very sorry for Mr. GoChiefs. If Nick was wrong about this one, it's just another nail in the cred coffin. You would think that he would have learned by now.

FAX

From the Charlotte Observer about Miami:

http://www.charlotte.com/panthers/story/452005.html

Shortly after accepting his own job, Sparano also was interviewing recently fired UCLA head coach Karl Dorrell for the wide receivers job.

It is not yet known if Dorrell is leaning more heavily toward one of the other two jobs he has interviewed for, but both positions could be appealing.

Dorrell coached in Denver from 2000-02 as the wide receivers coach, and he also is believed to be very interested in the Kansas City job.

APPENDED:

From the Miami Herald:

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/story/388468.html

As the Dolphins continue to await word on several Cowboys defensive assistants about whether they would accept offers to join coach Tony Sparano in Miami, the offensive staff also could soon fill itself out.

Former UCLA coach Karl Dorrell is expected to be named the team's wide receivers coach at some point this week, as Dorrell is believed to have chosen Miami over Kansas City.

FAX

Might have already been said...but that would be REDICULOUS if Price was named WR coach (assuming no Dorrell) if we got him to KC with Dick Curl still being our QB coach. It would be like having Bill Cowher as our DC while Herm's the head coach. Why would you have Curl coach te QB's when you have a perfectly good one in the office next door?


Heck...I'd rather have Price divide his time and be both the QB coach AND the WR coach before letting Curl anywhere near the QB's next year.

Well i hope we can get official confirmatio of Dorrell being hired by someone? I surely hope it is us.

FAX, Who needs facts?

Watch Price and Dorrell both go to Miami

We have discovered what happened. Posting it in a minute.

Rushing to "scoop" prior to getting your fucking FACTS straight = piss-poor journalism (at best). It is why informed fans generally consider WPI to be a complete joke, to be mocked.

There is some confusion over the Karl Dorrell news that was reported last night. First we reported he had joined the Chiefs, and late last night the Kansas City Star reported he was headed to Miami.

Both reports are correct. When we updated our website at midday, Dorrell at the time had agreed to become Kansas City's wide receivers coach.

Later, Miami informed him he would be elevated to offensive coordinator in 2009 if he joined the Dolphins' coaching staff. He took the better deal.

As for Eric Price, it looks as if he'll be in Kansas City eventually, but we're not sure if it's as WR or QB coach right now.

This ought to be good.

If that's the case, your major error was in reporting he was the new coach rather than the two sides had agreed in principle.

I think I'm going to need some popcorn for this.

With all respect, Mr. GoChiefs, that stretches the credulity thing. Just a plain ol' "oops" might have been a better damage control strategy.

I mean, either he was hired or he wasn't.

FAX

So if I were to pony up $99.99, is this what I should expect?

So Dorrell is officially with Miami now?? Only the chiefs can **** it up in the end. I hope we get price.

All of this was free. You're welcome.

I don't think so, Mr. kstater. Breaking news like this is part of a special package you receive that includes an 8x10, color, glossy photograph of somebody you don't know and a dart board for only $74.95.

FAX

Oh, I didn't know that.
Well then, what kind of misinformation does $99.99 buy me?